I was doing some cleaning in my backyard this weekend. There's this piece of wood that's been lying there for ages, and I finally decided to pick it up. On the top it had a seemingly decent-looking but somewhat rough veneer; so I thought it might still have some use. But when I picked it up, I found all sorts of nasty, slimy things on the underside.
This is totally irrelevant here, but I thought "what I did on the weekend" would be a nice way to change the discussion on this thread.