Prince Eddie of Zamunda whispered in his usual gruff voice that he was singing along to the empress' new song when he saw the king's cupbearer. Standing as he did near the royal long legs, his toes suffered as he tried to imitate the famous jig to the fire-breathing Frying Squad orchestra's latest tunes. The tempo was just too fast, faster than a Boston marathoner on a police chase. Prince Eddie sent word to the "cupbearer's munions" but he ignored them and continued sucking honey using a broken sosiat.
Zamunda Chronicles
December 1984