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Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« on: November 10, 2020, 02:34:14 PM »
This past weekend I was Queuing in the grocery self checkout. It was 3 of us then another Que formed parallel to us with about 6 people. There were two sets of rows of machines. The Que on the left of me had 3 machines our lane had one. So I am there for 5 minutes or so admiring this baby that the woman IN front of me had on top of her shopping cart. The baby had this thing that was like a mat specifically made for shopping cart. The thing covered the whole top of the basket and on the side of the pad were these trinkets that the baby would press and funny tusounds would emerge. I am really doing social science studying this baby. The baby presses tuthings gets entertained and then every other minute it looks at the mother to make sure she is still there. So the mum may be a young mother that hasn't lived alone for a while so she had a lot of difficult checking out and gets stuck several times that the woman manning the lane had to help her. She is nervous as hell. When she finally leaves and I emerge to go check out, some idiot on the left lane starts screaming the head off that I jumped the Que. This is an old African American man in his late 50s. I tell him off and show him that his lane is open and I am using the lane that I qued under. The moron goes on, I tell him to STFO or I shut him up. That when he knows I am no fool and I will give him some Smoke. He goes on. That when a White old man in the back of the line shouts, hey hey hey you are not gonna do this, we all have places to go, I tell him I am doing this and he can't stop it. That when he then goes on a racial tirade, He tells the ladies next to him it is a Black guy doing this. They think they can get over with everything. I turn around and ask the old man what he just said and if he wants to repeat it. He coils his tail and looks down. I slow my checkout so that he can respond. He doesn't. That when I tell him that this is a new era and if he got a problem with my Blackness he has to be ready to face my fists. Anyway how does this fit into Ruto nonsense.

Ruto is winning the Poltical game but losing the 25% of the moderates that haven't decided who to back in 2022. Uhuru group has 15%, Raila 16% ruto 36% total 67%, NASA flower girls (10%) and then there is a core 20% or so that is undecided. If the UHURU, RAILA and FLOWER Girls combine their votes, Ruto will be done. He has become what Raila has been since 2008. A politician that causes waves but loses the bigger battle of winning presidential elections. Uhuru right now is lookign for Funding to stabilize economy and build infrastructure. if he pulls this off.. Ruto chances in Central will got to 30% of support. He needs all of Central or he will lose to UHURURAILAFLOWERGIRLS COALITION

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2020, 04:08:44 PM »
Stop bullying old people and small babies on supermarkets.

2ndly Ruto has many paths to presidency to copy US pundits ;)
He can go through Nevada, PA, Georgia or turn around to Florida, Wincosin, Deleware
He can also decide to go through the roof.

Plan A - GEMA return the favour - Jubilee stick together - no drama - min 55-60%. I don't know Uhuru gameplan and why he has a gameplan at all :) - He should be preparing hand over notes. GEMA keep the DPORK.

Plan B - GEMA without Uhuru backing - Kiunjuri kinda - aim for 50-60% - combine with rest of Jubilee Asili - and find deficit nationally in places like Western and Coast.

Plan C - No or little GEMA - rebuilding Moi's KANU of the yore - that use to give Moi 35-40% - and give someone else DPORK - like MaDVD or Kalonzo - someone who can be propped to bring 10%.

Plan D - run as Jubilee Asili - get 30% - enough to go 2nd round with GEMA or Raila candidate - and nick it in round 2.

Plan E - Ruto drops his bid for PORK and aim for 50-50 deal with whoever is strong.

This past weekend I was Queuing in the grocery self checkout. It was 3 of us then another Que formed parallel to us with about 6 people. There were two sets of rows of machines. The Que on the left of me had 3 machines our lane had one. So I am there for 5 minutes or so admiring this baby that the woman IN front of me had on top of her shopping cart. The baby had this thing that was like a mat specifically made for shopping cart. The thing covered the whole top of the basket and on the side of the pad were these trinkets that the baby would press and funny tusounds would emerge. I am really doing social science studying this baby. The baby presses tuthings gets entertained and then every other minute it looks at the mother to make sure she is still there. So the mum may be a young mother that hasn't lived alone for a while so she had a lot of difficult checking out and gets stuck several times that the woman manning the lane had to help her. She is nervous as hell. When she finally leaves and I emerge to go check out, some idiot on the left lane starts screaming the head off that I jumped the Que. This is an old African American man in his late 50s. I tell him off and show him that his lane is open and I am using the lane that I qued under. The moron goes on, I tell him to STFO or I shut him up. That when he knows I am no fool and I will give him some Smoke. He goes on. That when a White old man in the back of the line shouts, hey hey hey you are not gonna do this, we all have places to go, I tell him I am doing this and he can't stop it. That when he then goes on a racial tirade, He tells the ladies next to him it is a Black guy doing this. They think they can get over with everything. I turn around and ask the old man what he just said and if he wants to repeat it. He coils his tail and looks down. I slow my checkout so that he can respond. He doesn't. That when I tell him that this is a new era and if he got a problem with my Blackness he has to be ready to face my fists. Anyway how does this fit into Ruto nonsense.

Ruto is winning the Poltical game but losing the 25% of the moderates that haven't decided who to back in 2022. Uhuru group has 15%, Raila 16% ruto 36% total 67%, NASA flower girls (10%) and then there is a core 20% or so that is undecided. If the UHURU, RAILA and FLOWER Girls combine their votes, Ruto will be done. He has become what Raila has been since 2008. A politician that causes waves but loses the bigger battle of winning presidential elections. Uhuru right now is lookign for Funding to stabilize economy and build infrastructure. if he pulls this off.. Ruto chances in Central will got to 30% of support. He needs all of Central or he will lose to UHURURAILAFLOWERGIRLS COALITION

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2020, 04:19:09 PM »
I wasnt bullying. American baby boomers are assholes that try to impose their will on everyone

The baby was oblivious of my presence. She was so consumed by her toy

On ruto he will be 5th president that is not a doubt

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2020, 04:21:36 PM »
Some of those tiffs are not worthy;
I wasnt bullying. American baby boomers are assholes that try to impose their will on everyone

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2020, 04:37:39 PM »
Some of those tiffs are not worthy;
I wasnt bullying. American baby boomers are assholes that try to impose their will on everyone

You do not let assholes run you over. I am always armed so if it escalates one of us sleeps in jail or at the morgue. I plan to sleep at the jail

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2020, 04:57:30 PM »
You carry what - a pen knife :) - surely Njamba; Is US that violent? I never carry weapons? If need be; I will innovate. Anything can be a weapon. Esp your brain that you already carry. Stay out of useless fights. You don't need to proof anything. I try to leave the least marks everywhere I go.
You do not let assholes run you over. I am always armed so if it escalates one of us sleeps in jail or at the morgue. I plan to sleep at the jail

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2020, 05:30:36 PM »
I started carrying a firearm 10 years ago. I am in businesses that take me to bad areas. I do not fuck around. I stay calm always and never provoke anyone but if they threaten my life and this i mean by drawing blood the smoke and heat will be fr them to carry

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2020, 08:14:29 PM »
Plato not sure I get the baby boomer tiff... is it an analogy?  :o this Omolloesque style of riddles you need to polish.

About UHURURAILAFLOWERGIRLS COALITION - this already in play as Handshake coalition of Raila-Kalonzo-PK-Mdvd-Matiang'i
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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2020, 10:02:25 PM »
Shocking. Man that is not nice. With your mental instability - you could end up in a bad place.
I started carrying a firearm 10 years ago. I am in businesses that take me to bad areas. I do not fuck around. I stay calm always and never provoke anyone but if they threaten my life and this i mean by drawing blood the smoke and heat will be fr them to carry

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2020, 10:16:39 PM »
Shocking. Man that is not nice. With your mental instability - you could end up in a bad place.
I started carrying a firearm 10 years ago. I am in businesses that take me to bad areas. I do not fuck around. I stay calm always and never provoke anyone but if they threaten my life and this i mean by drawing blood the smoke and heat will be fr them to carry

I am a very calm person. If you knew me in real life

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2020, 12:16:11 AM »
Njamba is street- hardened ruffian



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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2020, 12:30:44 AM »
Uhuru lost in 2002 because of the interference from an outgoing president in the elections, him repeating the same mistake is farfetched it would be naive of him politically and at a personal level.

Now its also evident he fell out with Ruto because of BBI.
Uhuru having settled on the fact that he wouldnt leave a legacy he did an about turn and thought changing structure of the constitution through a referendumn would be a noble idea. Just like Kibaki 2010 inaguration of the new constitution he would be remembered for something.

However beyond BBI forget Uhuru trying to influence anything politically. He is on record on TV saying he would prefer having holidays in France.
Why Railas brigade here see Uhuru in their political equtions is upon them. Pure madness if I may say and just incase Uhuru ends up supporting Raila it doesnt necessarily translate to GEMA votes.
Gema hate Raila just as Luo Nyanza hate Ruto. GEMA has never forgiven Raila for 2007 PEV. Same as Luo Nyanza has never forgiven Ruto for 2013 election loss.

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2020, 06:53:24 AM »
WTF did I just read? :D

You can tell this cat has lived in the ghetto from his slang - I got smoke for him.

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2020, 09:27:50 AM »
WTF did I just read? :D

You can tell this cat has lived in the ghetto from his slang - I got smoke for him.

And his inheritance is rotting in Barclays Bank Kenya , does the bank exist anymore ?

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2020, 05:54:50 PM »
Most VPs and kingmakers never make it. Consider Moi or Kibaki are exceptions among Jaramogi, Murumbi, Njonjo, Dr Karanja, Saitoti, Mdvd, Kijana Wamalwa, Uncle Moody, Kalonzo. Mobutu has snowball in hell chance.. obviously he lacks Moi strategic patience and wisdom. The curse of the kingmaker is global and historical phenomenon - since Emperor Julius Caesar days - almost scientific as gravity - it not a nipate invention.

About "Gema hate Raila"... not very different from "they are playing Raila" and other spin.

Uhuru lost in 2002 because of the interference from an outgoing president in the elections, him repeating the same mistake is farfetched it would be naive of him politically and at a personal level.

Now its also evident he fell out with Ruto because of BBI.
Uhuru having settled on the fact that he wouldnt leave a legacy he did an about turn and thought changing structure of the constitution through a referendumn would be a noble idea. Just like Kibaki 2010 inaguration of the new constitution he would be remembered for something.

However beyond BBI forget Uhuru trying to influence anything politically. He is on record on TV saying he would prefer having holidays in France.
Why Railas brigade here see Uhuru in their political equtions is upon them. Pure madness if I may say and just incase Uhuru ends up supporting Raila it doesnt necessarily translate to GEMA votes.
Gema hate Raila just as Luo Nyanza hate Ruto. GEMA has never forgiven Raila for 2007 PEV. Same as Luo Nyanza has never forgiven Ruto for 2013 election loss.
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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2020, 06:03:48 PM »
WTF did I just read? :D

You can tell this cat has lived in the ghetto from his slang - I got smoke for him.

And his inheritance is rotting in Barclays Bank Kenya , does the bank exist anymore ?
I received a notice that my 2m in kcb is about to be taken unclaimed property. I got do the paperwork for this to be activated. Barclays is well and alive

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Re: Ruto is the NEW Raila: Too Much Smoke not enough heat.
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2020, 06:53:20 PM »
People are too depressed with the vexing virus uncertainties and now with their white messiah Trump being beheaded, things will go downhill for nyeuthis in mzungu land. 
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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2020, 06:58:06 PM »
People are too depressed with the vexing virus uncertainties and now with their white messiah Trump being beheaded, things will go downhill for nyeuthis in mzungu land.

Yeah that why you got be armed and ready to rock idiots to a freezer

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2020, 07:02:41 PM »
WTF did I just read? :D

You can tell this cat has lived in the ghetto from his slang - I got smoke for him.

My siblings nicknamed me IDIAMIN DADA. i never lost a fight easily

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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2020, 10:31:49 PM »
You must be nasty person.
My siblings nicknamed me IDIAMIN DADA. i never lost a fight easily