Patel, you know me too well. My flight has been delayed but not cancelled. They're taking their time loading salmonella. Plane food is a human rights violation. I've packed my own vegan/keto lunch and I've bought a stash of perfume because obviously it's gonna stink in the plane. They should be serving pills and sedate everyone. Put everyone to sleep and pump all with vitamins + complimentary facial.
Where's Empy? He usually calms me down before every trip in my life. I feel better knowing he's sweating buckets of fear, takes my mind off my existential crisis.
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