Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)

[Nefertiti]

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Live from Mulembe today

[Kadame7]

Hehehe...clever. The murembe should not forget the 'mademoni' episode, though.

And here is how you know those Westeen votes from the bungled exercise were not that reliable. This carrot was not in the offing before.

I said in another post, the way I see it, Uhuru's frantic running around drunk on Friday and weekend seemed like the sudden realization of a lazy student that he actually must study for the exam next week this time round.

[vooke]

Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis

[patel]

There have moved from Eunice Wamalwa, ababu, Kindiki......now the latest kid is a political loser Lusaka.....jubilee desperations knows no limit

[bryan275]

Only in Kenya would we have electoral riggers promising future presidencies 

 

[Omollo]

Luhyas have rejected Vice Presidents pwana! What is Speaker? It Marende was Speaker for several years.

What speaker went on to become anything? Ekwe Ethuro? Jonathan Ng'eno? May be Seroney?

Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis

[vooke]

Luhyas have rejected Vice Presidents pwana! What is Speaker? It Marende was Speaker for several years.

What speaker went on to become anything? Ekwe Ethuro? Jonathan Ng'eno? May be Seroney?

Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis

So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?

[Kadudu]

In Mulembeland you even hire mourners. 50 Ksh is enough to to hire a man to dance for you the whole day.

So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

In Mulembeland you even hire mourners. 50 Ksh is enough to to hire a man to dance for you the whole day.

So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?

MDVD and Moody were VPs and they could not save their own skins, let alone bring in votes for someone else.  In 2017 you can hire Mungiki to dance on the streets praising Amollo.

[vooke]

Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
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[RV Pundit]

Uhuru definitely will improve his Western tally

[bryan275]

Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
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Pesa za eurobond make everything possible...

[GeeMail]

Given a eurobond anybody could make a huge rowd turn up to view the mangled animal caught in a rat trap.

[vooke]

Uhuru definitely will improve his Western tally

They are in denial, while nobody disputes he will bleed something in Nyamira

#AlternativeFacts

[RV Pundit]

Yeap - Nyamira & Kisii - he need to go there and explain himself - but Gusii has whole - had upto 35 candidates fighting for MCA position - and ODM scored ZERO mps - so don't be surprised if Uhuru even improve his tally there - as long as he sincerely explain himself.

They are in denial, while nobody disputes he will bleed something in Nyamira

#AlternativeFacts

[Omollo]

The price is now 200 per person plus free JP T-shirt, cap or both. So count the reds. The chinese have yet to ship in new ones so that might mislead.

Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?

[Nefertiti]

Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
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Pesa za eurobond make everything possible...

You're so wrong: most of Jubilee's budget is from personal coffers and suporters.