Pundit
I have a grain of respect for you. Anyway I have met quite a few of your folk they are interesting. It appears that your men have picked up the habit of drinking like Kikuyus. One of the guys I knew was a very brilliant engineer. He drank 4 years non-stop till his kidneys failed. His family found him dead in his house alone being feasted on by stray cats. Do not even get me started on corruption among your people.
Anyway you goat heads need to civilize and you need to ditch umandago