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Offline Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants

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Crocs Eat Pastor
« on: May 13, 2017, 07:10:00 PM »
while performing the miracle of walking on water.  A heavenly pasta[sic] entree for the crocs.
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A pastor from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died this morning trying to demonstrate a biblical miracle to his congregants.

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"I freed a thousand slaves.  I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves."

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Re: Crocs Eat Pastor
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 08:53:05 PM »
Its much better than sending the entire congregation into the crocodile infested river as American pastors have been known to do.
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Re: Crocs Eat Pastor
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2017, 07:09:38 AM »
wapi priest vooke?
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