President Sonko

[Empedocles]

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Sonko declared himself acting president last week:

Now a sham investigation is taking place:

Sonko to be investigated for calling himself the acting president

This guy must be taking some wickedly lethal stuff instead of selling it all.

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

DPP has found the energy to investigate this guy for speech.  But he won't lift a finger to investigate, let alone prosecute and lock up Samuel Gichuru, who has already plead guilty to robbing wanjiku blind and money laundering in Jersey.

[Gumzo]

DPP has found the energy to investigate this guy for speech.  But he won't lift a finger to investigate, let alone prosecute and lock up Samuel Gichuru, who has already plead guilty to robbing wanjiku blind and money laundering in Jersey.

Usually the way it works is that SONKO would have discussed this with Uhuru, whom would
have agreed to SONKO going out there and uttering said treasonous statements

it helps keep fools yapping about rubbish rather then stuff like 
WHY is Samwel Gichuru still free or the whereabouts of Eurobond proceeds, NYS etc. 

it works perfectly each time.

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

DPP has found the energy to investigate this guy for speech.  But he won't lift a finger to investigate, let alone prosecute and lock up Samuel Gichuru, who has already plead guilty to robbing wanjiku blind and money laundering in Jersey.

Usually the way it works is that SONKO would have discussed this with Uhuru, whom would
have agreed to SONKO going out there and uttering said treasonous statements

it helps keep fools yapping about rubbish rather then stuff like 
WHY is Samwel Gichuru still free or the whereabouts of Eurobond proceeds, NYS etc. 

it works perfectly each time.

I can't argue with that.  I actually don't see anything treasonous or worth wasting time on about that clown's antics.  It seems like something that should be allowed in free speech.  Otherwise we start going after every mad man in the market who claims he is the President.

[MOON Ki]

I can't argue with that.  I actually don't see anything treasonous or worth wasting time on about that clown's antics.  It seems like something that should be allowed in free speech.  Otherwise we start going after every mad man in the market who claims he is the President.

The Penal Code is quite clear on what constitutes treason, and on that basis it's hard to imagine what the DPP thinks he is looking into.   

On Chickengate: At the start of the year, the DPP stated that he was waiting for a file from the EACC.   At mid-year, he stated that he had received one part and was waiting for the other part.    It looks like it will take more than a year to transfer the file.  My guess is that it is being transported, in two parts, by an army of safari ants.

Warah's summary of "The State of The Nation": http://www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/-in-Kenya--thieves-are-lining-up-to-be-elected/440808-3418900-5flaia/index.html

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

I can't argue with that.  I actually don't see anything treasonous or worth wasting time on about that clown's antics.  It seems like something that should be allowed in free speech.  Otherwise we start going after every mad man in the market who claims he is the President.

The Penal Code is quite clear on what constitutes treason, and on that basis it's hard to imagine what the DPP thinks he is looking into.   

On Chickengate: At the start of the year, the DPP stated that he was waiting for a file from the EACC.   At mid-year, he stated that he had received one part and was waiting for the other part.    It looks like it will take more than a year to transfer the file.  My guess is that it is being transported, in two parts, by an army of safari ants.

Warah's summary of "The State of The Nation": http://www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/-in-Kenya--thieves-are-lining-up-to-be-elected/440808-3418900-5flaia/index.html

And it works.  Every single time.  When you read some of this stories, you get the impression that the DPP is a guy sitting in an office with stacks of physical files upto the roof.  And a warehouse for incoming files - with no staff.  He sounds as if he is not  talking about a case whose information, any interested Tom, Dick and Harry can easily access.  He does not need EACC.

Will this ever change?  It would take a monumental cultural change.

[Kichwa]

I cannot even imagine that the DPP got involved in this trivial matter while the backlog on serious criminal cases is up to the roof in his office.

I can't argue with that.  I actually don't see anything treasonous or worth wasting time on about that clown's antics.  It seems like something that should be allowed in free speech.  Otherwise we start going after every mad man in the market who claims he is the President.

The Penal Code is quite clear on what constitutes treason, and on that basis it's hard to imagine what the DPP thinks he is looking into.   

On Chickengate: At the start of the year, the DPP stated that he was waiting for a file from the EACC.   At mid-year, he stated that he had received one part and was waiting for the other part.    It looks like it will take more than a year to transfer the file.  My guess is that it is being transported, in two parts, by an army of safari ants.

Warah's summary of "The State of The Nation": http://www.nation.co.ke/oped/Opinion/-in-Kenya--thieves-are-lining-up-to-be-elected/440808-3418900-5flaia/index.html

[MOON Ki]

And it works.  Every single time.  When you read some of this stories, you get the impression that the DPP is a guy sitting in an office with stacks of physical files upto the roof.  And a warehouse for incoming files - with no staff.  He sounds as if he is not  talking about a case whose information, any interested Tom, Dick and Harry can easily access.  He does not need EACC.

Will this ever change?  It would take a monumental cultural change.

I'm thinking of making the DPP an offer: "The next time I'm in Nairobi, give me the authority to go to the EACC offices and pick up the files.   I'll deliver them within a day at the most".

Otherwise, going by the way things work, I believe the relevant files from the UK would have been delivered to the Attorney-General's office first, not the EACC.   But perhaps Githu Muigai is not the sort of fellow would not respond in a nice way if he were accused of delays ... Better to pile the blame on a perpetually-chaotic EACC.

I suspect that the real problem here is this: people might toboa things if they get pushed to the wall.