Need advise on my kindred feathered bubz

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I feed my feathered bubz daily right. Of late particularly my currawongs have developed a need to bring me a sacrifice. At first it was dead things like a dead rat like here you go for you and coo cooing at me feathers pumped. I made a few irky sounds and since then they've been bringing me shiny things like pieces of metal to jewelry.

Now, they're bringing me people's underwear from goodness knows where but I'm assuming from people's washing lines because sometimes the peg is still on it. All sorts of underwear like pink ones to boxers. When I hang out the washing, my little bubz sit on the washing line watching me carefully. I think this is the reason why they think I like underwear because I tend to hang it last.

I'm not sure how to gently yet systematically coax my dearests on the fact I don't need other people's underwear.