The Kukus are Coming Back Home to Roost

[Omollo]

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You appoint a tribesman to head KRA and stuff it with more tribesmen. The idea being to help your other businessmen to avoid paying taxes.

Then you appoint tribesmen to guard all import and export points: KAA, KPA, etc. They do a good job of ensuring that your tribesmen pay no taxes.

Then you arrange for all or most major businesses to end up in the hands of your tribesmen who pay no taxes.

The little money that comes in is immediately grabbed and shared between your other hungry tribesmen. A cool billion is eaten by your mistress who buys herself a house. Yes she took care of your needs when your own wife had fled to UK ... far away from your addictions. But then it's public money!

Despite all these facts, you still don't understand why the government you are running is broke!!!

http://www.nation.co.ke/business/Treasury-and-taxman-hold-crisis-meeting-over-cash-crunch/-/996/2906776/-/hm5692/-/index.html

[veritas]

Well, they've been printing fake money for awhile like Zimbabwe. GoK's been pretending to have money and that can go oh so far. Doesn't surprise me they were broke all along.

Fake Currency in Kenya a Ticking Time Bomb
The amount, quantity and quality of fake money in Kenya has been steadily rising, making it hard to be sure whether the note you are holding in your hand is fake or real.
Most Kenyans are suspicious of the 500 and 1000 shillings notes and will take a 200, 50 and 100 shillings note without a second thought. People seem also to trust money from bank ATMs, bank tellers and supermarket tills. However, the fraudsters have become smarter and are targeting unsuspected areas like ATMs, and lower denominations like 200, 50 and  100 shillings notes.
How they succeed in sneaking these fake currency into the banking systems is still a mystery but  it may be during the loading of ATMs, often done by contracted security firms.

http://mysensiblecent.blogspot.com.au/2013/11/fake-currency-in-kenya-ticking-time-bomb.html