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Offline MOON Ki

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This Is One Funny Story
« on: October 02, 2015, 04:09:27 PM »
"Auditors" show up at a bank at 6:50 AM.   

They pull out a knife and order the guards to lie down.

Into a bag they stash Sh. 30M that just happens to be lying around, not in a safe

http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/robbers-posing-auditors-steal-sh30million-equity-othaya-branch

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Re: This Is One Funny Story
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2015, 05:46:11 PM »
I'd say the punchline is police are conducting investigations.
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Re: This Is One Funny Story
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Re: This Is One Funny Story
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2015, 11:44:19 AM »
Its Robbery Season. For those who have failed to ripoff Serkal its injury time to raise money for elections. Anything goes.
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Re: This Is One Funny Story
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2015, 03:49:44 AM »