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Jehovah Wanyonyi Goes Missing
« on: August 12, 2015, 03:40:16 AM »
Wanyonyi, commonly referred to as the living God by adherents, is dead, possibly buried, according some of his sons.
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A spokesman for the followers was quick to dispel the rumors that he was dead, saying only that the almighty had gone to seek treatment in Kitale.
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http://www.nation.co.ke/news/Mystery-of-missing-Jehova-Wanyonyi-deepens/-/1056/2828386/-/4bm39nz/-/index.html
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