Preliminary Theories on this Jarluo's demise

[vooke]

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1. Suicide, a negro version of sepukku or something

2. He choked on his puke/tongue- a lethal case of obstructive sleep apnea

3. Poisoning- could be from anyone. Jubirlee to slow down Rayirla or a jilted man on a murderous rage

4. Human sacrifice- from Rayirla to recharge his flat political batteries or Ngina the certified witch

5. Satanism/Luciferic sacrifice- they came for his son's blood and he resisted.

6. God called him home because he had finished his assignment

7. Rayirla faked his death to remain relevant. 2Pac is still around

[mya88]

A man, has lost a child, his first born, not sure if you understand the magnitude of such (I dont think you do), yet he cannot even mourn in peace before wanna be conspiracy theorist start with the speculations.......cant we just let it be. You would not wish him RIP because according to you, it wont have any bearing on his place of rest, yet you have no qualms starting conspiracy theories about his demise. Do you even have blood running through your veins pastor vooke?

[Omollo]

Actually vooke is just reporting on the various "theories" out there on the ground. I can understand your anxiety because somehow you fear certain things or people may be mentioned.

A man, has lost a child, his first born, not sure if you understand the magnitude of such (I dont think you do), yet he cannot even mourn in peace before wanna be conspiracy theorist start with the speculations.......cant we just let it be. You would not wish him RIP because according to you, it wont have any bearing on his place of rest, yet you have no qualms starting conspiracy theories about his demise. Do you even have blood running through your veins pastor vooke?

[mya88]

I am not anxious or afraid of "certain things" or "certain persons" being mentioned. If anything, let the postmorterm tell us what happened.  This just happened and just like any parent would, I feel their pain.

[vooke]

These are prominent negroes mya88, they belch and they make news, divorce and books come out. Why should it stop at death? And do you honestly think his relationship with Rayirla will stop speculation? Far from it,it will excite the most ludicrous conspiracy theories. Personally I don't have much tolerance for negro conspiracies since they are so harebrained that the braindead can see through them. But I admit they make good humour

[Little Bella]

These are prominent negroes mya88, they belch and they make news, divorce and books come out. Why should it stop at death? And do you honestly think his relationship with Rayirla will stop speculation? Far from it,it will excite the most ludicrous conspiracy theories. Personally I don't have much tolerance for negro conspiracies since they are so harebrained that the braindead can see through them. But I admit they make good humour

As a pastor, do you consider today to be the ideal time to humour yourself with those stories? I agree with Mya. Vooke, you can't be preaching 247 and then excuse yourself from basic human decency when non-religious topics come around. Are you a compartmentalized Christian? What influence does your faith in Jesus have on your life apart from religious debates and sermons? Swali tu.

[Omollo]

You are acting like you had something to do with the death.

I am not anxious or afraid of "certain things" or "certain persons" being mentioned. If anything, let the postmorterm tell us what happened.  This just happened and just like any parent would, I feel their pain.

[vooke]

I have done my bit; prayed for the bereaved for strength. That's all. You can throw in prayers for the dead if you wish. That's BS to me. Don't pray for me once am gone. And I almost checked out in November BTW, and on Friday, nearly rammed into a stationary vehicle on Thika Road. And I was flying by then. I think am crazy, the thing that flashed through my mind was that my bumper was taking a hit AGAIN. A boba boda rammed into me on 26th.

Now, I don't know about your personality enough to discern if you are humorous or not, but I can dismiss your psychoanalysis of humour from an otherwise serious post with the contempt it deserves.

Somebody just suggested that it could have been drugs. That totally escaped me.

PS: how should I 'behave' or react or respond to this?

As a pastor, do you consider today to be the ideal time to humour yourself with those stories? I agree with Mya. Vooke, you can't be preaching 247 and then excuse yourself from basic human decency when non-religious topics come around. Are you a compartmentalized Christian? What influence does your faith in Jesus have on your life apart from religious debates and sermons? Swali tu.

[obienga]

May he rest in eternal peace.

[obienga]

Not long ago, another family was grieving:

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1. Suicide, a negro version of sepukku or something

2. He choked on his puke/tongue- a lethal case of obstructive sleep apnea

3. Poisoning- could be from anyone. Jubirlee to slow down Rayirla or a jilted man on a murderous rage

4. Human sacrifice- from Rayirla to recharge his flat political batteries or Ngina the certified witch

5. Satanism/Luciferic sacrifice- they came for his son's blood and he resisted.

6. God called him home because he had finished his assignment

7. Rayirla faked his death to remain relevant. 2Pac is still around

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

A man dying in his prime after a night out.  The likely causes in my mind would be alcohol poisoning. 

In this case I would also not rule out foul play.  Fidel was a robust man.

[Little Bella]

Haha. Hit a raw nerve there, i see, pastor vooke, ever seeing luos behind every shadow.  Who needs psychoanalyze an ever abusive self-claimed pastor? Your posts scream it 247. By the way, did you finally manage to drive Daily bread away or is she allowed to post once in a while? Havent seen her in the last week. And I will pray for your dead self as much as I like, even throw in a few Hail Marys too. I see your belief in your ability to control other people is still live and kicking.

[vooke]

Am not responsible for your or Nuff Sed feelings. I'd have to be God to force you to read my posts. I do appreciate the impact of your classes on your thinking. That feeling like your new knowledge is new to the world,and the world was waiting for you to redeem it with it.

You are seeing humour where none exists and on this basis you are judging me insensitive. Care to prove am humouring myself?

I can't possibly divorce you from your BS, but I have a God given duty to remind you that it is just that. And I love doing it. And am sure you love it too

Haha. Hit a raw nerve there, i see, pastor vooke, ever seeing luos behind every shadow.  Who needs psychoanalyze an ever abusive self-claimed pastor? Your posts scream it 247. By the way, did you finally manage to drive Daily bread away or is she allowed to post once in a while? Havent seen her in the last week. And I will pray for your dead self as much as I like, even throw in a few Hail Marys too. I see your belief in your ability to control other people is still live and kicking.

[Little Bella]

Am not responsible for your or Nuff Sed feelings. I'd have to be God to force you to read my posts. I do appreciate the impact of your classes on your thinking. That feeling like your new knowledge is new to the world,and the world was waiting for you to redeem it with it.

You are seeing humour where none exists and on this basis you are judging me insensitive. Care to prove am humouring myself?

I can't possibly divorce you from your BS, but I have a God given duty to remind you that it is just that. And I love doing it. And am sure you love it too

Haha. Hit a raw nerve there, i see, pastor vooke, ever seeing luos behind every shadow.  Who needs psychoanalyze an ever abusive self-claimed pastor? Your posts scream it 247. By the way, did you finally manage to drive Daily bread away or is she allowed to post once in a while? Havent seen her in the last week. And I will pray for your dead self as much as I like, even throw in a few Hail Marys too. I see your belief in your ability to control other people is still live and kicking.

Wacha Uwivu, classes usizosoma za kwashiani? Who stopped you from taking some? And it is you in your post who said conspiracies for you are for humour, right in that post. Read again the reply you made to Mya88. If they are for your humour, what else is one to assume is your point in posting them here specially if one reads the stuff you wrote? You don't care for others feelings but a self-proclaimed preacher ought to at least pretend to have basic human virtues, leave alone Christian ones. Feel free to tell me of my BS, but grow a thicker skin for when I am clarifying for you your own load of the stuff that you spew here for the uninformed 247.

[vooke]

I salute education, nothing beats education. But you just alleged that am humouring myself and I wondered how. Next you claim am controlling people's thinking. Can you just say you are spoilt for a fight and convince me to fight you. I will gladly do it as soon as you do so and explain the value the same adds to my time, otherwise you are just happy to engage me. You do like my posts don't you? Admit it

Exactly how do you BETTER care for others than I do? Please teach me.

Now, when you breath your last, even if the entire billions of Catholicism sheeple pray and fast for you, your eternity is sealed. That will be wasted man hours. Be wise, don't count on post-death prayers to save you

Am not responsible for your or Nuff Sed feelings. I'd have to be God to force you to read my posts. I do appreciate the impact of your classes on your thinking. That feeling like your new knowledge is new to the world,and the world was waiting for you to redeem it with it.

You are seeing humour where none exists and on this basis you are judging me insensitive. Care to prove am humouring myself?

I can't possibly divorce you from your BS, but I have a God given duty to remind you that it is just that. And I love doing it. And am sure you love it too

Haha. Hit a raw nerve there, i see, pastor vooke, ever seeing luos behind every shadow.  Who needs psychoanalyze an ever abusive self-claimed pastor? Your posts scream it 247. By the way, did you finally manage to drive Daily bread away or is she allowed to post once in a while? Havent seen her in the last week. And I will pray for your dead self as much as I like, even throw in a few Hail Marys too. I see your belief in your ability to control other people is still live and kicking.

Wacha Uwivu, classes usizosoma za kwashiani? Who stopped you from taking some? And it is you in your post who said conspiracies for you are for humour, right in that post. Read again the reply you made to Mya88. If they are for your humour, what else is one to assume is your point in posting them here specially if one reads the stuff you wrote? You don't care for others feelings but a self-proclaimed preacher ought to at least pretend to have basic human virtues, leave alone Christian ones. Feel free to tell me of my BS, but grow a thicker skin for when I am clarifying for you your own load of the stuff that you spew here for the uninformed 247.

[Little Bella]

I salute education, nothing beats education. But you just alleged that am humouring myself and I wondered how. Next you claim am controlling people's thinking. Can you just say you are spoilt for a fight and convince me to fight you. I will gladly do it as soon as you do so and explain the value the same adds to my time, otherwise you are just happy to engage me. You do like my posts don't you? Admit it

Exactly how do you BETTER care for others than I do? Please teach me.

Now, when you breath your last, even if the entire billions of Catholicism sheeple pray and fast for you, your eternity is sealed. That will be wasted man hours. Be wise, don't count on post-death prayers to save you

Am not responsible for your or Nuff Sed feelings. I'd have to be God to force you to read my posts. I do appreciate the impact of your classes on your thinking. That feeling like your new knowledge is new to the world,and the world was waiting for you to redeem it with it.

You are seeing humour where none exists and on this basis you are judging me insensitive. Care to prove am humouring myself?

I can't possibly divorce you from your BS, but I have a God given duty to remind you that it is just that. And I love doing it. And am sure you love it too

Haha. Hit a raw nerve there, i see, pastor vooke, ever seeing luos behind every shadow.  Who needs psychoanalyze an ever abusive self-claimed pastor? Your posts scream it 247. By the way, did you finally manage to drive Daily bread away or is she allowed to post once in a while? Havent seen her in the last week. And I will pray for your dead self as much as I like, even throw in a few Hail Marys too. I see your belief in your ability to control other people is still live and kicking.

Wacha Uwivu, classes usizosoma za kwashiani? Who stopped you from taking some? And it is you in your post who said conspiracies for you are for humour, right in that post. Read again the reply you made to Mya88. If they are for your humour, what else is one to assume is your point in posting them here specially if one reads the stuff you wrote? You don't care for others feelings but a self-proclaimed preacher ought to at least pretend to have basic human virtues, leave alone Christian ones. Feel free to tell me of my BS, but grow a thicker skin for when I am clarifying for you your own load of the stuff that you spew here for the uninformed 247.

Be wise. Realize beyond your ears and bedroom, your declarations on the afterlife mean about diddly squat. I might as well listen to my Hindu friend teach me about my past life. And don't flatter yourself. I am not spoiling for a fight or even a Convo. I was irritated by your tasteless sense of humour and pointed out that a pastor ought to know better.

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

@vooke,

I refuse to go the speculation route with this particular death.  But I'd be remiss to deny that it immediately overshadows

1. the arrest and imprisonment of Alan Wadi on phony premises.
2. the murder of an ICC witness in Uasin Gishu.

[RV Pundit]

vooke, why do you dehumanize folks by referring them by their tribe or race or whatever? Ohoo i know! So you can proceed to say nasty things.

[veritas]

RIP.

[vooke]

It's an old habit. I will try and wean me out of it. I used it first on my jarluo pal back in campus and it has always been like that. I suppose Kenia are getting more uptight and political correctness may be getting to us

vooke, why do you dehumanize folks by referring them by their tribe or race or whatever? Ohoo i know! So you can proceed to say nasty things.