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Kalonzo Ahould do a 2002 and Join Kenya Kwanza
« on: May 21, 2022, 11:18:22 PM »
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Re: Kalonzo Ahould do a 2002 and Join Kenya Kwanza
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2022, 11:38:00 PM »
Almost no brainer.
Having lost DPORK
Right now he should be trying to mitigate the loss;
And supporting Ruto makes this election a formality
And buys him time.

Kalonzo did textbook courting of GEMA in 2008-2013 but they just never felt him.
He was with KKK - Uhuru and Ruto - till last day - got dumped for Ruto and Uhuru.
Got a desperate Raila  to make him DPORK- and Ngilu joined Jubilee alliance.

He also did textbook courting of Kalenjin in ODM - till last day - folks went to Raila.
Kalonzo had kalenjin until 2007 june-july - because Raila was no go zone - then as most kalenjin found his politics too dangerous.
Kalonzo was safe pair of hands.
Then he lost as Kalenjin became angrier with Kibaki - and wanted a Gachagua- as angry as them - who then became Raila.

He has tried Raila twice...even signed win or lose you support me..nothing
Okay I support you third term...surely I will be running mate.
Nope...it's Martha.

Kalonzo has tried everything - and I can understand his frustration.

Kalenjin betrayed him first with Moi backing Uhuru then Ruto and others went for Raila...he had served Moi for 20yrs almost.
Kikuyus betrayed him with backing of Uhuru instead of him but at least they made him VP.
Luos have now broken the record and betrayed him thrice.

His kambas have remained faithful.

He is stuck in no mans land. 40yrs of politics. Longest if you exclude Raila 10yrs of violence. Yet people just come and zoom past him.

It appears indeed his only chance is to somehow mend the fence with GEMA...at least they gave him VP.
But GEMA are stuck with Ruto for at least 10yrs.

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Re: Kalonzo Ahould do a 2002 and Join Kenya Kwanza
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2022, 12:34:40 AM »
Almost no brainer.
Having lost DPORK
Right now he should be trying to mitigate the loss;
And supporting Ruto makes this election a formality
And buys him time.

Kalonzo did textbook courting of GEMA in 2008-2013 but they just never felt him.
He was with KKK - Uhuru and Ruto - till last day - got dumped for Ruto and Uhuru.
Got a desperate Raila  to make him DPORK- and Ngilu joined Jubilee alliance.

He also did textbook courting of Kalenjin in ODM - till last day - folks went to Raila.
Kalonzo had kalenjin until 2007 june-july - because Raila was no go zone - then as most kalenjin found his politics too dangerous.
Kalonzo was safe pair of hands.
Then he lost as Kalenjin became angrier with Kibaki - and wanted a Gachagua- as angry as them - who then became Raila.

He has tried Raila twice...even signed win or lose you support me..nothing
Okay I support you third term...surely I will be running mate.
Nope...it's Martha.

Kalonzo has tried everything - and I can understand his frustration.

Kalenjin betrayed him first with Moi backing Uhuru then Ruto and others went for Raila...he had served Moi for 20yrs almost.
Kikuyus betrayed him with backing of Uhuru instead of him but at least they made him VP.
Luos have now broken the record and betrayed him thrice.

His kambas have remained faithful.

He is stuck in no mans land. 40yrs of politics. Longest if you exclude Raila 10yrs of violence. Yet people just come and zoom past him.

It appears indeed his only chance is to somehow mend the fence with GEMA...at least they gave him VP.
But GEMA are stuck with Ruto for at least 10yrs.

You understand Kenya tribal politics like 1+1, MY FRIEND! I enjoy reading your long truth-based inshas. Kalonzo is suffering from tribal math no matter how united Kamba remain. Seeing what has transpired from 1963, I can conclude  that Kikuyu and Kalenjin can successfully navigate this treacherous Kenyan politics. Raila and Luos, despite being the fourth largest tribe, have done better than Luhyas. Luhyas are the second-largest but remain disunited. The day Luhya became united like Kikuyus and Kalenjins, Raila and Kalonzos, and Kalenjins will feel the hit to some extent. Kambas with Kalonzo has even tried than the dormant disunited mulembe nation. Tribal nations still exist in Kenyatta no matter what we may wish. DP is now intense mainly because he has the two largest kabila mbili under lock and Key. With Luhyas and Kambas also bringing support, meaning the four largest tribes are in, which is why Martharao is a capsizing vessel!
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Re: Kalonzo Ahould do a 2002 and Join Kenya Kwanza
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2022, 12:56:10 AM »
Kalonzo has no one he can trust.
He feels everyone has betrayed him except maybe Gideon Moi.
Moi the father betrayed him in 2002 by saying Uhuru tosha.
Ruto he feels betrayed in 2007 by siding with Raila.
Ruto was in team Kalonzo with many kalenjin.
I remember going to home in April of 2007 - everyone was for Kalonzo
Raila has never been a kalenjin kind of leader - like GEMA - kalenjin distruct Raila and Luos - thinking they are too reckless for leadership
Then somewhere along the line - Kass FM and US diaspora kwanet - started teaching Kalenjin radical politics.
Kalenjin started saying crazy things - we want change? I was like Kalenjin are the archetypical conservatist.
Ruto tried to stop the Raila nonsense telling Kalenjin Kalonzo was safe pair of hands but wapi.
Kalonzo as always didnt care - spend time looking at the mirror and admiring his handsome face.
Meanwhile Raila was all over Kalenjin, kass fm and had infected US diaspora folks
Long story - Ruto told Raila - you cannot win - for 1) Kibaki is incumbent 2) everyone who matters think you're too dangerous
Let support Kalonzo - Raila cried - Luos cried - saying they are less kenyans.
Ruto left for Karen - they beseige him in Karen - knowing if Ruto accepted it was game short.
Ruto tried to resist - but when he went to ground - he found Raila wave through kass fm had grown so much.
And kalonzo wa Kalonzo.
Kalonzo had retained DBK - Marakwet dude as his agent - and Ruto told him it was over - they are going for Raila.
Kalonzo saw his lead of april go up smoke - for kalenjin were deciding force btw Raila and Kalonzo
He is still bitter about it.

At least Ruto deal with people directly. Ruto will tell you hapa hakuna.

Shida ya Kalonzo he has not forgiven WSR for 2007 and he also think WSR is small boy.

Sasa amebaki na Gideon Moi - who is Uhuru kenyetta.

For him to support WSR - WSR need to explain 2007 vizuri sana.

The good thing when Raila started acting like a fool - Ruto told kalenjin I told you this man was no good
Look all the sacrifices we have made - he aint even said thank you!
Ruto had to remind him to ask kibaki to release arrested folks - and before the ink dry - first assignment kick kalenjin out.

My father use to laugh till his pre-molar show up :) at us - saying I told you this monkey of yours - you're fuck.ed and it aint easy to drop up. Thank goodness Kalenjin dropped him. I pity Kambas and Luhyas for they have carried the monkey far too long. They tried to drop it...but monkey is just used to it...it jump right back and ask them to carry them for the last time.

And kalenjin from then have trusted WSR.
Kalenjin knew they had dropped the ball in 2007 by supporting Raila.
They knew they had to make a deal with Kikuyus.
For they had messed up big time and buy time.

Kambas need to have such kind of introspection.

For now they are stuck with monkey they adopted. They adopted a monkey. The monkey will jump at their back and ask them to carry them accross the river for one last time. But there is dropping the monkey. It simply jump right back.

As kalenjin says never adopt a monkey - never carry a monkey on your back - you'll never drop him - it simply jump at your back

You understand Kenya tribal politics like 1+1, MY FRIEND! I enjoy reading your long truth-based inshas. Kalonzo is suffering from tribal math no matter how united Kamba remain. Seeing what has transpired from 1963, I can conclude  that Kikuyu and Kalenjin can successfully navigate this treacherous Kenyan politics. Raila and Luos, despite being the fourth largest tribe, have done better than Luhyas. Luhyas are the second-largest but remain disunited. The day Luhya became united like Kikuyus and Kalenjins, Raila and Kalonzos, and Kalenjins will feel the hit to some extent. Kambas with Kalonzo has even tried than the dormant disunited mulembe nation. Tribal nations still exist in Kenyatta no matter what we may wish. DP is now intense mainly because he has the two largest kabila mbili under lock and Key. With Luhyas and Kambas also bringing support, meaning the four largest tribes are in, which is why Martharao is a capsizing vessel!

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Re: Kalonzo Ahould do a 2002 and Join Kenya Kwanza
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2022, 01:18:25 AM »
Btw - 2007 marked the end of US diapora Kalenjin guiding politics in Kalenjin land - it was novel idea - from then Kalenjin simply have trusted Ruto and political leaders in Kenya.

From then when kalenjin US diaspora thing - they switch their radios to listen to other things.