This actually happened on
a single night out.
Me and my negro friend went out last weekend to lessen the depressing lifestyle in ferengiland.
The first club:Bouncer tells us that the club was not meant for over 25 y.o when indeed it is suppose to allow entry to those over 25 y.o
The second club: Now after queuing for 20 minutes to get in a club, some two ferengi girls who were in front of us in the queue have some unknown conversation with the bouncer. Thereafter the bouncer communicates the inevitable- that we could not get in because my friend allegedly touched the mzungu gal.
The third club: Bouncer says it is for invites only.
The fourth club: We get rejected apparently because we had the "wrong" dress code.
We ended up settling for some boring pub, had a drink and retired to bed.
I regret that I did not record this kind of shit happening on my phone. It would have made a story.