Nipate

Forum => Kenya Discussion => Topic started by: Nefertiti on September 07, 2017, 09:19:27 PM

Title: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Nefertiti on September 07, 2017, 09:19:27 PM
Live from Mulembe today :D :D

(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-cartoon-vector-humor-concept-illustration-of-dangling-a-carrot-saying-or-proverb-171252803.jpg)

Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Kadame7 on September 07, 2017, 09:24:45 PM
Hehehe...clever. The murembe should not forget the 'mademoni' episode, though. :)

And here is how you know those Westeen votes from the bungled exercise were not that reliable. This carrot was not in the offing before. ;)

I said in another post, the way I see it, Uhuru's frantic running around drunk on Friday and weekend seemed like the sudden realization of a lazy student that he actually must study for the exam next week this time round.
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: vooke on September 07, 2017, 09:31:51 PM
Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: patel on September 07, 2017, 09:54:59 PM
There have moved from Eunice Wamalwa, ababu, Kindiki......now the latest kid is a political loser Lusaka.....jubilee desperations knows no limit
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: bryan275 on September 07, 2017, 10:42:46 PM
Only in Kenya would we have electoral riggers promising future presidencies 

 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Omollo on September 07, 2017, 11:11:23 PM
Luhyas have rejected Vice Presidents pwana! What is Speaker? It Marende was Speaker for several years.

What speaker went on to become anything? Ekwe Ethuro? Jonathan Ng'eno? May be Seroney?
Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: vooke on September 08, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
Luhyas have rejected Vice Presidents pwana! What is Speaker? It Marende was Speaker for several years.

What speaker went on to become anything? Ekwe Ethuro? Jonathan Ng'eno? May be Seroney?
Robina,
It takes lots of denial to imagine that the Speaker gesture is insignificant. Saw some celebrations in Bungoma. If there were no rigging there,I expect Uhunye to get something more purely in this basis
So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?

Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Kadudu on September 08, 2017, 12:15:50 AM
In Mulembeland you even hire mourners. 50 Ksh is enough to to hire a man to dance for you the whole day.

So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on September 08, 2017, 01:09:25 AM
In Mulembeland you even hire mourners. 50 Ksh is enough to to hire a man to dance for you the whole day.

So what were they celebrating, ama it's a hired crowd?

MDVD and Moody were VPs and they could not save their own skins, let alone bring in votes for someone else.  In 2017 you can hire Mungiki to dance on the streets praising Amollo.
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: vooke on September 08, 2017, 07:14:24 AM
Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
Invalid Tweet ID
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: RV Pundit on September 08, 2017, 07:34:27 AM
Uhuru definitely will improve his Western tally
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: bryan275 on September 08, 2017, 08:36:51 AM
Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
Invalid Tweet ID

Pesa za eurobond make everything possible...
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: GeeMail on September 08, 2017, 11:33:40 AM
Given a eurobond anybody could make a huge rowd turn up to view the mangled animal caught in a rat trap.
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: vooke on September 08, 2017, 11:47:02 AM
Uhuru definitely will improve his Western tally

They are in denial, while nobody disputes he will bleed something in Nyamira

#AlternativeFacts
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: RV Pundit on September 08, 2017, 12:05:58 PM
Yeap - Nyamira & Kisii - he need to go there and explain himself - but Gusii has whole - had upto 35 candidates fighting for MCA position - and ODM scored ZERO mps - so don't be surprised if Uhuru even improve his tally there - as long as he sincerely explain himself.
They are in denial, while nobody disputes he will bleed something in Nyamira

#AlternativeFacts
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Omollo on September 08, 2017, 02:02:11 PM
The price is now 200 per person plus free JP T-shirt, cap or both. So count the reds. The chinese have yet to ship in new ones so that might mislead.

Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
Title: Re: Uhuru - Lusaka will succeed Ruto as PORK :-)
Post by: Nefertiti on September 08, 2017, 03:02:38 PM
Kadudu,
How much do you think it cost to hire this crowd at Kimilili?
Invalid Tweet ID

Pesa za eurobond make everything possible...

You're so wrong: most of Jubilee's budget is from personal coffers and suporters.