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My Kenya cannot win a presidential election alone but you cannot win presidency without Mt Kenya. It’s also scary when you combine mt Kenya, Kambas, Kisiis, genZ, and other disaffected Kenyans. That’s a scary constituency. *One thing about Kikuyus is that they always come in large numbers to fight for what is right*. This is why they are now mostly on GenZ bandwagon, *a lot of Kikuyus stop being tribal when economy and freedoms are threatened*. This is why Ruto became president, also the reason they like Kalonzo, Wamalwa, Morara etc deep inside, most Kikuyus would rather see a fair and free country.

I rarely comment on politics but these statements are simply not true and you know it, blo. Nationalists among us like Njamba and yourself are extreme outliers ritru mbit ritru mbit. We are in fact the most tribalistic community in Kwiinya by far, and history has borne us out. After we got the big seat in 1963, we systematically looted all the departing msungu lands. Under the settlement scheme handshakes as well as the 100 acre Z plots programmes, as well as all the beach lands, which had to be signed personally by Jomo in every single case of sale or transfer. In other words we thought Kwiinya was ours and greedily refused to share. Cabinet meetings back then were sometimes held in shortwave to keep the other tribes clueless on sensitive matters that benefitted us. Soon, we took out Pinto. We took out Kodhek. Took out Tom: who worked brilliantly for us to clip Raila Senior's wings. Did you forget that in the aftermath of Tom's death we collectively took an oath not to let the "blank necks" ever taste State House? We then took out one of our own -JM due to our own internal power struggles. Then came Kihika and the movement - tribal as ever - trying to stop the so called passing cloud and limping lead goat from tasting Statehouse, which we felt was our birthright. Was that not pure tribalism?  We even inspected his anus for guns at a roadblock on the way to Kabarak. Regular slapping of the man by his juniors right in front of Jomo was the norm. There was no fighting for freedom and the economy blah blah blah there. Hiyo irikuwa tribalism and arrogance tupu. Then came the Duke of Kabeteshire as de facto president after that fateful night in Aug 1978. Yes, the same man who said he could not shake the hand of a "blank neck" for cholera's sake! Is that not tribalism? He would even overrule decisions taken at Statehouse between 1978 and 1982. In fact in diplomatic circles, it was commonly understood that the Duke of Kabeteshire's office is where the buck stopped. What many Kwiinyans do not know is that the official reading of the so called 82 coup was that it was to pre-empt his well organized one that was to happen the same week under the command of the GSU, after the army was conveniently sent to Lodwar for "training exercises". Tribalism tupu. Then came the msaliti chorus. As you well know, the inquiry showed that the man told the President's friends to their faces that his (the president's) people were good at herding cattle but not at taking care of human beings. Tribalism, chauvinism and hubris tupu. Fast forward to 2002. When we took the seat again did we fight for freedom and blah blah? Nope! Once again we refused to share! Is that not tribalism in purest form? Trashing MoUs, setting up a mafia, trying to ram in a constitution to suit our selfish needs? Is that not why the referendum was lost? The rest is history, blathee. Laira became the ultimate Boogeyman just like his papa was in the 60s. All you had to say was ngweh Raira! and all the GEMA votes were on your side. Most of us voted against Raira and not for our candidate per se.  Even if our candidate would have been a thenge, it would get our votes almost to a man as long as it was running against Raira. In other words, it has been a tribalistic protest vote against Raira ever since. This is why I say the man from Sugoi is a genius. He crept stealthily stealthily huyooo under Muthamaki's skirt, being careful not to pinch said Muthamaki's balls too much. He figured out that the Laira side is always the side that we would always vote against in tribal solidarity for historical reasons. He harnessed that tribalism skwaaa in a super brilliant manner and the rest is history. We are now in the cold whining in the wind the way Raira did for decades while Raira is busy eating with a big spoon in the heart of gafment. Kwiinya is a very interesting, tribalistic kaundry and we are now tasting our own bitter medicine because we are the originators and experts of the same. Isapite. Gen-z are non starters. They had their owners who used them skilfully then dumped them to rot after the job was done. They can't even elect their own leader let alone form a political party. Memes and stoning cars do not win elections. Zero impact they will have in 2027. Kaloi can barely run a cattle dip let alone a kaundry.  Riggy G is a political comedian at best. Face it gathee, we are screwed. But we deserve it if our collective political actions of the past 60 years are anything to go by. WSR will rule us for the full decade, so let's stop all the kelele minki minki. Remember he has the monopoly of violence in the armed forces just like we did in decades past. Very difficult to remove him from office. We had our turn for 50 years and blew it every single time with our greed, hubris and unwillingness to share. Nobady will ever vote for us again.


Ni hayo tu.
In Amelica, we'd say 'that is some funny shit laced in truth'. Please stop killing the aging nationalists that have 1980s mindset. Ruto in political world is simply google while the rest are Aol! I see a future where in 6-7 years of Ruto's Presidency GEMA will circle back and be pro Ruto because of the steady hand and economic boom forming in the background. Ruto is not like GEMA leaders or Uhuru types, or any tribalist Kenyan. He wants 100% of Kenya to benefit collectively.
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My Kenya cannot win a presidential election alone but you cannot win presidency without Mt Kenya. It’s also scary when you combine mt Kenya, Kambas, Kisiis, genZ, and other disaffected Kenyans. That’s a scary constituency. *One thing about Kikuyus is that they always come in large numbers to fight for what is right*. This is why they are now mostly on GenZ bandwagon, *a lot of Kikuyus stop being tribal when economy and freedoms are threatened*. This is why Ruto became president, also the reason they like Kalonzo, Wamalwa, Morara etc deep inside, most Kikuyus would rather see a fair and free country.

I rarely comment on politics but these statements are simply not true and you know it, blo. Nationalists among us like Njamba and yourself are extreme outliers ritru mbit ritru mbit. We are in fact the most tribalistic community in Kwiinya by far, and history has borne us out. After we got the big seat in 1963, we systematically looted all the departing msungu lands. Under the settlement scheme handshakes as well as the 100 acre Z plots programmes, as well as all the beach lands, which had to be signed personally by Jomo in every single case of sale or transfer. In other words we thought Kwiinya was ours and greedily refused to share. Cabinet meetings back then were sometimes held in shortwave to keep the other tribes clueless on sensitive matters that benefitted us. Soon, we took out Pinto. We took out Kodhek. Took out Tom: who worked brilliantly for us to clip Raila Senior's wings. Did you forget that in the aftermath of Tom's death we collectively took an oath not to let the "blank necks" ever taste State House? We then took out one of our own -JM due to our own internal power struggles. Then came Kihika and the movement - tribal as ever - trying to stop the so called passing cloud and limping lead goat from tasting Statehouse, which we felt was our birthright. Was that not pure tribalism?  We even inspected his anus for guns at a roadblock on the way to Kabarak. Regular slapping of the man by his juniors right in front of Jomo was the norm. There was no fighting for freedom and the economy blah blah blah there. Hiyo irikuwa tribalism and arrogance tupu. Then came the Duke of Kabeteshire as de facto president after that fateful night in Aug 1978. Yes, the same man who said he could not shake the hand of a "blank neck" for cholera's sake! Is that not tribalism? He would even overrule decisions taken at Statehouse between 1978 and 1982. In fact in diplomatic circles, it was commonly understood that the Duke of Kabeteshire's office is where the buck stopped. What many Kwiinyans do not know is that the official reading of the so called 82 coup was that it was to pre-empt his well organized one that was to happen the same week under the command of the GSU, after the army was conveniently sent to Lodwar for "training exercises". Tribalism tupu. Then came the msaliti chorus. As you well know, the inquiry showed that the man told the President's friends to their faces that his (the president's) people were good at herding cattle but not at taking care of human beings. Tribalism, chauvinism and hubris tupu. Fast forward to 2002. When we took the seat again did we fight for freedom and blah blah? Nope! Once again we refused to share! Is that not tribalism in purest form? Trashing MoUs, setting up a mafia, trying to ram in a constitution to suit our selfish needs? Is that not why the referendum was lost? The rest is history, blathee. Laira became the ultimate Boogeyman just like his papa was in the 60s. All you had to say was ngweh Raira! and all the GEMA votes were on your side. Most of us voted against Raira and not for our candidate per se.  Even if our candidate would have been a thenge, it would get our votes almost to a man as long as it was running against Raira. In other words, it has been a tribalistic protest vote against Raira ever since. This is why I say the man from Sugoi is a genius. He crept stealthily stealthily huyooo under Muthamaki's skirt, being careful not to pinch said Muthamaki's balls too much. He figured out that the Laira side is always the side that we would always vote against in tribal solidarity for historical reasons. He harnessed that tribalism skwaaa in a super brilliant manner and the rest is history. We are now in the cold whining in the wind the way Raira did for decades while Raira is busy eating with a big spoon in the heart of gafment. Kwiinya is a very interesting, tribalistic kaundry and we are now tasting our own bitter medicine because we are the originators and experts of the same. Isapite. Gen-z are non starters. They had their owners who used them skilfully then dumped them to rot after the job was done. They can't even elect their own leader let alone form a political party. Memes and stoning cars do not win elections. Zero impact they will have in 2027. Kaloi can barely run a cattle dip let alone a kaundry.  Riggy G is a political comedian at best. Face it gathee, we are screwed. But we deserve it if our collective political actions of the past 60 years are anything to go by. WSR will rule us for the full decade, so let's stop all the kelele minki minki. Remember he has the monopoly of violence in the armed forces just like we did in decades past. Very difficult to remove him from office. We had our turn for 50 years and blew it every single time with our greed, hubris and unwillingness to share. Nobady will ever vote for us again.


Ni hayo tu.
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No new Constitution in 90s
No IEBC
no Supreme Court all Judges selected by President
no Independent Media only KBC
no social media
All 90 elections were rigged cant happen with new laws ,media and more informed people

Look like you learnt nothing in 1990s :)
Hiyo hasira mulianza mapema
Ruto 3yrs to just win one day election.
How will he fail :) :)

Anyway wait for IEBC kwanza selection soon.


To the contrary , Gachagua is disparaging Ruto and Ruto cant do anything back.
Raila joining Ruto has dwindled his support from his corebase .
Mt Kenya will send Ruto out of statehouse come 2027 . Ask Uhuru one of their own about 2022. The Kiraitus call it yellow fever ….

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Kenya Discussion / Re: ODM - UDA/KK Coalition unveiling
« Last post by Nowayhaha on March 21, 2025, 05:27:20 PM »


Remember conversation with Robina on elected MPs , When all Kenyan MPs including senators voted for BBI when Ruto was against coz it would have finished his chances of 2022 elections.
You and I were on the same side saying majority of sitting MPs their voice dont matter coz they are out of touch with ground and wont make back to parliament . How time changes now you are parroting like ODMers .
Pundit its evident you know Ruto will be No 3 , Continue thinking Ruto is popular in Kenya , Even in Kalenjin land a substantial Number are against his policies and tactics .

Ruto is running alone.
Once you bring forth candidates.
He will look very good.
Wamunyoro is one who has zero national support.
Impeached by 300mps and 55 senators.
If Kalenjin is what you call strong national support Im done with you ….
Ruto is the most unpopular Kenyan President ….. No one in Kenya wants to hear of him and his promises ….
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Kenya Discussion / Re: ODM - UDA/KK Coalition unveiling
« Last post by RV Pundit on March 21, 2025, 05:14:52 PM »
Ruto is running alone.
Once you bring forth candidates.
He will look very good.
Wamunyoro is one who has zero national support.
Impeached by 300mps and 55 senators.
If Kalenjin is what you call strong national support Im done with you ….
Ruto is the most unpopular Kenyan President ….. No one in Kenya wants to hear of him and his promises ….
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Kenya Discussion / Re: ODM - UDA/KK Coalition unveiling
« Last post by Nowayhaha on March 21, 2025, 04:22:53 PM »
If Kalenjin is what you call strong national support Im done with you ….
Ruto is the most unpopular Kenyan President ….. No one in Kenya wants to hear of him and his promises ….

No 3 is your own madness.
Ruto has strong national support.
Incumbent running for election is VERY HARD to remove.
Even silly Kibaki who was hiding in statehouse was hard.
How will he Rig if he will be No 3 . For him to Rig actually he requires Raila support so as to top up in Raila strongholds as Turn out would have dwindled , However this will send him to Hague coz Rigging in the current constitution and IEBC laws with Media and Social media in action is next to impossible ask Raila 2022 elections , He will find himself in Hague . Military /Security just like 2007 and 2022 will be divided in involvement of Rigging .So called warriors will be the ones taking Ruto to Hague …
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Kenya Discussion / Re: Nowayaha...you need therapy
« Last post by Nowayhaha on March 21, 2025, 04:20:40 PM »

Here you are celebrating Gachagua and disparaging Uhuru ……….LOL

Ruto already finished uhuru in gema hearts...it to next ensure like mois they never rise again..Gachagua alone want them finished.

there is a big difference between kenyatta and moi. Kikuyus poor still see kenyatta as a freedom fighter despite his corruption after independence. actually I hope ruto fights the kenyattas. it will be interesting political theater
Ruto already beat kenyatta and mama ngina dynasties..next stage is for Gachagua to complete the clean up job.Ruto is in Luo nyanza rescuing Luos from Odingas. If uhuru is man let him now challenge Gachagua or Ruto to a duel...he is scared and so are dynasties...because their crony capitalism can be crushed..
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Kenya Discussion / Re: ODM - UDA/KK Coalition unveiling
« Last post by RV Pundit on March 21, 2025, 04:20:05 PM »
No 3 is your own madness.
Ruto has strong national support.
Incumbent running for election is VERY HARD to remove.
Even silly Kibaki who was hiding in statehouse was hard.
How will he Rig if he will be No 3 . For him to Rig actually he requires Raila support so as to top up in Raila strongholds as Turn out would have dwindled , However this will send him to Hague coz Rigging in the current constitution and IEBC laws with Media and Social media in action is next to impossible ask Raila 2022 elections , He will find himself in Hague . Military /Security just like 2007 and 2022 will be divided in involvement of Rigging .So called warriors will be the ones taking Ruto to Hague …
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Kenya Discussion / Re: Nowayaha...you need therapy
« Last post by Nowayhaha on March 21, 2025, 04:08:14 PM »

And now we have parted away with Ruto because we believe in ideals ……..


I will tell you for free . I almost fainted in 2018 when Handshake was announced . The handshake hit me very badly that I started looking at Uhuru differently which is  a personal story all together.
If you go through my posts you will see the dissapointment ( I dont knoe ehy you always tie him to me ) , you will also realise  I have been with Ruto since 2002 apart from 2005 and 2007 unto which Ruto redeemed himself in 2008. I was with No Referendumn when the so called GEMA was with Yes.
Your ideals RV are ODMs .Im not saying you support ODM or Raila but it would be easy for you to switch sides . My ideals are tied to Rutos . When I went against 1 Man 1 Shilling it was because I look at Kenya as a Nation , When I went against BBI It was beacuse I was putting Kenya first. In those both situations GEMA was to benefit.
I will tell you I benefited under Moi more than under Kibaki, Under Uhuru Ziltch. So when you say if GEMA is out of power I will be crying. Uhuru was a good learning curve . Power doesnt mean uou will benefit. Uhuru killed our businesses , Uhuru took development to Nyanza, Uhuru benefited himself and forgot GEMA . Thats why GEMA refused his project.

You can continue wet dreaming about Uhuru its your right . Leave some of us out. We parted with Uhuru in 2018 when you were still hoping he would support Ruto till 11th hour


Your beef is obvious. You dont want Ufool touched. You love him. Admit it. Then we help you. Now Ufool made powerful enemies. As for Raila - he was just an enabler to grand Ufool looting. He is not a threat to anybody.

we have to finish Ufool. You gave up on his stupidity in 2018 when he took a war to Ruto that he was going to lose - but we have to deal with consequences of his stupidity on the kenya economy.

As for my ideals - I remain convinced that federalism is only way out for kenya - or very powerful counties. I understand those who feel bitter due to kikuyu-kalenjin bingbong....and I think we need to give them more money and power.

I dont think we need a referendum - more money and power - can be given out - progressively as counties build capacity. 

Also counties on their own have formed regional bloc - that tell you there is unmet demand for stronger region - Mt kenya region - Western Region - Coast region - and we can have governors there too.

End of day we want stable and happy country. If kikuyus were out of power - trust me you'd be crying now.

Rv first things first you dont know me.
Secondly you need to stop being a know it all.
Thirdly you can wet dream all you want about Uhuru . Some of us dont care . We stopped caring in 2018 after handshake. This is something you need to update the database in your head .We simply dont Care anout Uhuru . He doesnt exist to some of us. Fullstop
Now about Raila . He is fair game as long as he is in poltics and is going against Ruto we will focus on him.
He wants a referendumn. This time he will get it but not on his terms of Powerful PM and regional Govt which are also you ideals Never.
Come three years later and you will see.
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Kenya Discussion / Re: Nowayaha...you need therapy
« Last post by Nowayhaha on March 21, 2025, 04:05:06 PM »

3 years later …….

Rv first things first you dont know me.
Secondly you need to stop being a know it all.
Thirdly you can wet dream all you want about Uhuru . Some of us dont care . We stopped caring in 2018 after handshake. This is something you need to update the database in your head .We simply dont Care anout Uhuru . He doesnt exist to some of us. Fullstop
Now about Raila . He is fair game as long as he is in poltics and is going against Ruto we will focus on him.
He wants a referendumn. This time he will get it but not on his terms of Powerful PM and regional Govt which are also you ideals Never.
Come three years later and you will see.
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