Nipate Tribal Census

[KenyanPlato]

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Veritas - A luo: Korean by Naturalization
Robina - A jaluo Jeuri
Dear Mami - A omogusii; I hope she didnt marry those minnesota Kisii's. SHe will be lucky to escape with her life
Bitmask - Jaluo; Luopean

Nyakinywa - A jaluo guy masquandering as a Kikuyu lady

Wa Njambi - A kikuyu Homeguard

Garliv - A kikuyu from Kwa Mbira slum in Limuru

Vooke - A kalenjin married to Okuyu attending a Cult in karen; Ati mum; bloody bure

Geemail - A Luo christian cult follower.. this moron is in that Mandefu church

Oldun - A kikuyu born and raised in Diaspora Kikuyu and around Kabete

pundit - A kipsigii Villager. Born and raised in Kericho,. he is now super elder and is always trying to impress his felllow villagers with his knowledge of tribal statistics and psuedo history

kadudu - A luo civil servant; Suffering vilivyo in Jericho

[Nefertiti]

Such poor guesswork only betrays your low intelligence. iQ ya mende. Try harder. Like bitmask is Maragoli thus his loathing of Mdvd the paperweight. The only one you got clear is Pundit - ...can't take the village out of the man.

[KenyanPlato]

Such poor guesswork only betrays your low intelligence. iQ ya mende. Try harder. Like bitmask is Maragoli thus his loathing of Mdvd the paperweight. The only one you got clear is Pundit - ...can't take the village out of the man.

Kumbafu which tribe do you belong to. Bukusu?

[Kadudu]

 
But I am not a kahii and never worked for GoK. I would be a multimillionaire today.
As of Jericho, I never lived there.

kadudu - A luo civil servant; Suffering vilivyo in Jericho

[KenyanPlato]

But I am not a kahii. As of Jericho, I never lived there.

kadudu - A luo civil servant; Suffering vilivyo in Jericho

You are a kikuyu from kitale then

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

I think Kenyan tribes are mostly just the same bunch characters(yes Kiuks and jengs are the same folks  - especially in the sense of comparing them to non-Kenyan Africans).  You can spot a Kenyan, with few exceptions, in a crowd of a million.

That said, here are the ones I can guess mostly from political sympathies but also declared:

pundit -  Kipsigis from Chepalungu
Kichwa -  a committed Luo
vooke - Kikuyu but almost anti-GEMA
Dear Mami - Mogusii but because she said so
patel - Luo but very hard on Raila(or maybe as a result)
Wa Njambi - GEMA
Kadudu - Luhya
Robina - I can't guess, but I suspect coastal

Some of the others are newish, but Garliv seems GEMA.

[RV Pundit]

I think we have full dossier of everyone except maybe Robina?

KenyaPlato - Somewhat failed accountant(forced by his banking dad to that career) working night shift in a hospice somewhere in Deleware while his true passion is revolutionary politics. From Kijabe-Kimende-Lari. Hates the kenyattas and status quos.Went to accounting college in kenya after high school in Embu. Shrubs and tweng. Now onto trucks. Latest passion is climate change. He is polite boy who only express his aggression outside Kenya and mostly online. Might have had a tough domineering father or mother.

Bitmask - Possibly Bukusu with some Rwandan or Ugandan roots.Senior bachelor.Born to an army father in Nairobi. Went to boarding school either in Bungoma or Kitale. Joined KU for BED(Maths & Physicis) and then immediately left US - where he changes careers to IT - and now mostly based in Chicago. I think he is doing pretty well as IT/Geek but may need to settle down with Robina or someone before it's too late. Possibly also gay?

Kadudu - Little is known of this luhya man from Ololo - born to rough and tumble of Nairobi - then left to Germany - where he has been road engineer. Suspected to be female or shemale.

PJ-Wanjabi - IT - ERP specialist -oracle/SAP - kind of top dollar earner - possibly from Nairobi or Nyeri.

Dear Mami - Young Opus dei type lawyer - who'd be happier as academic or as some nun - brought in Buruburu - but can speak Gusii and is very grounded. Last seen in US doing his masters and possibly PHD.

Vooke - Definitely Luhya. In Finance or related field. Strong christian like Dear Kamami. He is into fast cars like Piny (might have died) - so possibly drives a Subaru.Married and a normal guy - compared to many here.

Kichwa - Very fat but brilliant lawyer - who got into life threatening health issues - that made him become a christian and exercise - and also once a judge in New York. Born or brought up like Kadudu in Ololo - tough nairobi neighberhood but has roots in Nyanza border with Kalenjin. He was always a rebel and - a mad man - hence was nicknamed Manoki in Ololo.

Glvilv- Wakili - his name is all over - normal lawyer - from possibly diaspora of GEMA - Nakuru.

Patel - Former Telkom staff fired by Ngeny - and relocated to the US. Luo.

Robina - a mystery woman

[Wa Njambi]

I am from Nairobi, period. My father was 1st generation Nairobian...born in Nairobi. My Grandfather worked for EAR. I probably spoke more Kikuyu when I came to the US. It still puzzles me when we ID ourselves by tribe because me personally, I don't see tribe in us, until one calls it out. Our Economic strata is perhaps the strongest ID parameter.

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

I think we have full dossier of everyone except maybe Robina?

KenyaPlato - Somewhat failed accountant(forced by his banking dad to that career) working night shift in a hospice somewhere in Deleware while his true passion is revolutionary politics. From Kijabe-Kimende-Lari. Hates the kenyattas and status quos.Went to accounting college in kenya after high school in Embu. Shrubs and tweng. Now onto trucks. Latest passion is climate change. He is polite boy who only express his aggression outside Kenya and mostly online. Might have had a tough domineering father or mother.

Bitmask - Possibly Bukusu with some Rwandan or Ugandan roots.Senior bachelor.Born to an army father in Nairobi. Went to boarding school either in Bungoma or Kitale. Joined KU for BED(Maths & Physicis) and then immediately left US - where he changes careers to IT - and now mostly based in Chicago. I think he is doing pretty well as IT/Geek but may need to settle down with Robina or someone before it's too late. Possibly also gay?

Kadudu - Little is known of this luhya man from Ololo - born to rough and tumble of Nairobi - then left to Germany - where he has been road engineer. Suspected to be female or shemale.

PJ-Wanjabi - IT - ERP specialist -oracle/SAP - kind of top dollar earner - possibly from Nairobi or Nyeri.

Dear Mami - Young Opus dei type lawyer - who'd be happier as academic or as some nun - brought in Buruburu - but can speak Gusii and is very grounded. Last seen in US doing his masters and possibly PHD.

Vooke - Definitely Luhya. In Finance or related field. Strong christian like Dear Kamami. He is into fast cars like Piny (might have died) - so possibly drives a Subaru.Married and a normal guy - compared to many here.

Kichwa - Very fat but brilliant lawyer - who got into life threatening health issues - that made him become a christian and exercise - and also once a judge in New York. Born or brought up like Kadudu in Ololo - tough nairobi neighberhood but has roots in Nyanza border with Kalenjin. He was always a rebel and - a mad man - hence was nicknamed Manoki in Ololo.

Glvilv- Wakili - his name is all over - normal lawyer - from possibly diaspora of GEMA - Nakuru.

Patel - Former Telkom staff fired by Ngeny - and relocated to the US. Luo.

Robina - a mystery woman

Bits and pieces have some grounding in reality.  Others are just plain hilarious.  Especially gay?  I have nothing against them, but I have no doubts about what my preferences are .  I do have family ties to Uganda for sure.

[Georgesoros]

Plato you just keep guessing.
But Oldie was a legend. Very straight forward individual, like Robina.
Remember Maziwa???  She went to work with CBK..

[KenyanPlato]

Maziwa was. She Canadian? I remember her. Oldie is a legend. His memory is sharp too..Parparken you are a Kamba raised in Nairobi

[Kadudu]

 
How did Pundit come to such an assumption?

Bits and pieces have some grounding in reality.  Others are just plain hilarious.  Especially gay? I have nothing against them, but I have no doubts about what my preferences are .  I do have family ties to Uganda for sure.

[RV Pundit]

Nearly forget you sojourn down in South Africa - where you did masters and left for US - probably with HIV - after sleeping with beautiful xhosa and zulu girls

Bits and pieces have some grounding in reality.  Others are just plain hilarious.  Especially gay?  I have nothing against them, but I have no doubts about what my preferences are .  I do have family ties to Uganda for sure.

[RV Pundit]

He is either a metro-sexual or you know what - he shows nearly zero interest in women.

How did Pundit come to such an assumption?

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

How did Pundit come to such an assumption?

Bits and pieces have some grounding in reality.  Others are just plain hilarious.  Especially gay? I have nothing against them, but I have no doubts about what my preferences are .  I do have family ties to Uganda for sure.

Maybe because I love beautiful Xhosa and Zulu girls .  Sothos are nice too.  That mzanzi genetic constitution is kind to the womenfolk.

[Kadudu]

Those are very cute and have big buts. Only problem with age they tend to expand like a mandazi with too much backing powder.

Maybe because I love beautiful Xhosa and Zulu girls .  Sothos are nice too.  That mzanzi genetic constitution is kind to the womenfolk.

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

Those are very cute and have big buts. Only problem with age they tend to expand like a mandazi with too much backing powder.

Maybe because I love beautiful Xhosa and Zulu girls .  Sothos are nice too.  That mzanzi genetic constitution is kind to the womenfolk.

How about yeast .  They end up looking like a small hut.

But I have seen that problem across the board on all ethnic groups.  Before am accused misogyny, age does a number on men too.

[Georgesoros]

Kamba??
Anyone in touch with Richard Bowen?
I refuse to be categorized. Am like Richard. Born her, grew up there, and there and there.

[veritas]

LOL ! ! I'm in stitches, very perceptive. Amazing 

[KenyanPlato]

Kamba??
Anyone in touch with Richard Bowen?
I refuse to be categorized. Am like Richard. Born her, grew up there, and there and there.

Yes he is my Facebook friend and I talk to his family 👪