Been out of circulation, otherwise I would have tweaked what some of you have posted here. There was a time in the early days of .com just by having a one on one, bloggers gave away so much about themselves, we had to remind them to remain anonymous!
@RV pundit is part of that team that we called "the RVs" coz they have RV in their monikers. Rv pundit, TRV and two or so others can't remembers those others. That made them Kalenjins. Rv Pundit is from South Rift which makes him Kipsigis.
RV Pundit says about @vooke:
Vooke - Definitely
Luhya. In Finance or related field. Strong christian like Dear Kamami. He is into fast cars like Piny (might have died) - so possibly drives a Subaru.Married and a normal guy - compared to many here.
Pastor @vooke insisted we spell his moniker with a small 'v'. Now you've heard me address vooke as 'Mukwasi' and sometimes I address him as "wakwitu". The meaning of Mkwasi is in-law. I use that on him because we once exchanged notes. Truth therefore is @vooke is a
Mkamba and yes he is into fast driving.
@Pajero told us how got a call on his private phone in the UK after he posted some info that he could only have been privy to by virtue of the company he previously kept. So the conclusion is that at one point, Pajero grew up in the circles of the dynasty that is currently running this country. The Rachel Omamo group etc
@Bitmask or @Termi as we knew him then, is a polished Jango based in Chigago. Calm and collected unlike your typical showoff Lakeside specimens
@ole - Recently Plato said @Ole could be Olekina the current Narok Senator. He has not posted much since 2017.
I think we have full dossier of everyone except maybe Robina?
KenyaPlato - Somewhat failed accountant(forced by his banking dad to that career) working night shift in a hospice somewhere in Deleware while his true passion is revolutionary politics. From Kijabe-Kimende-Lari. Hates the kenyattas and status quos.Went to accounting college in kenya after high school in Embu. Shrubs and tweng. Now onto trucks. Latest passion is climate change. He is polite boy who only express his aggression outside Kenya and mostly online. Might have had a tough domineering father or mother.
Bitmask - Possibly Bukusu with some Rwandan or Ugandan roots.Senior bachelor.Born to an army father in Nairobi. Went to boarding school either in Bungoma or Kitale. Joined KU for BED(Maths & Physicis) and then immediately left US - where he changes careers to IT - and now mostly based in Chicago. I think he is doing pretty well as IT/Geek but may need to settle down with Robina or someone before it's too late. Possibly also gay?
Kadudu - Little is known of this luhya man from Ololo - born to rough and tumble of Nairobi - then left to Germany - where he has been road engineer. Suspected to be female or shemale.
PJ-Wanjabi - IT - ERP specialist -oracle/SAP - kind of top dollar earner - possibly from Nairobi or Nyeri.
Dear Mami - Young Opus dei type lawyer - who'd be happier as academic or as some nun - brought in Buruburu - but can speak Gusii and is very grounded. Last seen in US doing his masters and possibly PHD.
Vooke - Definitely Luhya. In Finance or related field. Strong christian like Dear Kamami. He is into fast cars like Piny (might have died) - so possibly drives a Subaru.Married and a normal guy - compared to many here.
Kichwa - Very fat but brilliant lawyer - who got into life threatening health issues - that made him become a christian and exercise - and also once a judge in New York. Born or brought up like Kadudu in Ololo - tough nairobi neighberhood but has roots in Nyanza border with Kalenjin. He was always a rebel and - a mad man - hence was nicknamed Manoki in Ololo.
Glvilv- Wakili - his name is all over - normal lawyer - from possibly diaspora of GEMA - Nakuru.
Patel - Former Telkom staff fired by Ngeny - and relocated to the US. Luo.
Robina - a mystery woman