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Offline RV Pundit

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So kenyan - so true
« on: February 16, 2018, 07:43:43 PM »
*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is KSH 100 per child

*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying KSH 50

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay KSH 50 each since they are many

*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring KSH 150 each tomorrow for the passports.

*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away

*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with KSH 200 tomorrow for passports.

*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring KSH 300 for passport at school

*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to school with KSH 500 passport fee tomorrow.

*FATHER:* OOH My God. Uhuru Kenyatta make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.

```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!
Pls forward this to all your friends, colleagues, groups & all Kenyans. Think about it. Change begin with YOU, change your motives and ur thought.```

_*Thanks for being a Kenyan

Offline Kichwa

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Re: So kenyan - so true
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2018, 10:59:04 PM »
Nice try-from Ouruto apologists trying childish diversionary tactics. This  is not the kind of corruption that is destroying our country. This is not how Ruto became a dollar billionaire in record time without ever breaking a sweat. The looting that Ouroto and his cronies net billions in one go.

*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is KSH 100 per child

*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying KSH 50

*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay KSH 50 each since they are many

*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring KSH 150 each tomorrow for the passports.

*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away

*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with KSH 200 tomorrow for passports.

*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring KSH 300 for passport at school

*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to school with KSH 500 passport fee tomorrow.

*FATHER:* OOH My God. Uhuru Kenyatta make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.

```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!
Pls forward this to all your friends, colleagues, groups & all Kenyans. Think about it. Change begin with YOU, change your motives and ur thought.```

_*Thanks for being a Kenyan
"I have done my job and I will not change anything dead or a live" Malonza

Offline Nefertiti

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Re: So kenyan - so true
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2018, 04:40:13 AM »
Kichwa kweli. This is not a political message, it's comedy. Don't paint UhuRuto ghosts everywhere. You are less terrrorised by real enemies than your own internal demons.
♫♫ They say all good boys go to heaven... but bad boys bring heaven to you ~ song by Julia Michaels

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Re: So kenyan - so true
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2018, 09:37:02 AM »
Kichwa I see you're laser focused on UhuRuto.