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Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« on: July 02, 2025, 05:03:08 PM »
I expected big party and fanfare - etc - after singing about rebrand for months. Instead it was just a letter to Registrar.

If you read ati it was to welcome Gen Z to the party -  :) - lead by 75yo old wazee Kalonzo and Mwakwere.


Kalonzo’s Party rebrands to Wiper Patriotic Front
https://www.tv47.digital/kalonzos-party-rebrands-to-wiper-patriotic-front-107444/
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Re: Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2025, 05:06:35 PM »
See this interview the man has nothing to say. It's like interviewing a corporate executive - totally colorless.

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Re: Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2025, 05:14:05 PM »
Kalonzo tagging along RiggyG in Maa to be introduced as "our leader". He doesn't even know how to excite the crowd with slogans. How can this fool be PORK?

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Re: Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2025, 05:37:30 PM »
Poor Kaloi. I suspect he will eventually run to Ruto if Ruto is willing to fire Kindiki. Shida Kindiki might by then be even more useful than Kalonzo - Ukambani 8-10%.

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Re: Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2025, 07:15:05 PM »
Last week he met President Ruto and he wants President to kick Kindiki out in 2027 for him to be the running mate. He also wants 2 million a a month as part of the deal. Things that happen on the inside and outside are night and day!
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Re: Kalonzo rebrands Wiper as Wiper :)
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2025, 08:25:56 PM »
Last week he met President Ruto and he wants President to kick Kindiki out in 2027 for him to be the running mate. He also wants 2 million a a month as part of the deal. Things that happen on the inside and outside are night and day!
Pesa he will get. Kindiki is on a fight of his life