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We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« on: May 28, 2022, 11:47:48 AM »
Why are we wasting time? The way this election is going - we will end up here - that is assuming Kalonzo go back to Azimio

It will be mega whooping

Raila expected to win (13)

County   Azimio   KenyaKanza
41. Siaya     95%   5%
42. Kisumu   95%   5%
43. Homabay   95%   5%
44. Migori   75%   25%
9.Busia   70%   30%
31. Kitui   70%   30%
32. Makueni   70%   30%.
4. Kisii   65%   35%
30. Machakoes   60%   40%
3. Mombasa   60%   40%
5. Nyamira   60%   40%
26. Taita Taveta   60%   40%
1. Nairobi   55%   45%

The battle grounds (12)

8.Vihiga   50%   50%
20. Kajiado   50%   50%
27. Tanariver   50%   50%
28. Kwale   50%   50%
29. Lamu   50%   50%
33. Isiolo   50%   50%
6. Kakamega   50%   50%
25. Kilifi   50%   50%
34. Mandera   50%   50%
35. Wajir   50%   50%
46. Marsabit   50%   50%
47. Garissa   50%   50%

Ruto expected to lead (22)

23. Turkana   45%   55%
21.Narok   40%   60%.
22. Samburu   40%   60%
7. Bungoma   35%   65%
10.Transzoia   35%   65%
13. Kirinyaga   35%   65%
2. Nakuru   30%   70%
11. Kiambu   30%   70%
16. Meru   30%   70%
19. Laikipia   30%   70%
15. Nyandarua   25%   75%
24. West Pokot   25%   75%.
12. Murang'a   20%   80%
14. Nyeri   20%   80%
45. Uasin Gishu   20%   80%
17. Embu   15%   85%
18. Tharakanithi   15%   80%
36. Baringo   15%   85%
38. Nandi   10%   90%
37. Elgeiyo Marakwet    5%   95%
39. Kericho   5%   95%
40. Bomet   5%   95%

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2022, 11:51:26 AM »
Go and swear him on kass Tv

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2022, 11:59:30 AM »
Sijui Martha Koome is wasting time for what? I know she is friends to Martha and she might waste our time and money.
Go and swear him on kass Tv

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2022, 12:03:36 PM »
64 stadium should be the swearing in venue

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2022, 12:10:23 PM »
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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2022, 12:46:55 PM »
Why are we wasting time? The way this election is going - that is assuming Kalonzo go back to Azimio

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County   Azimio   KenyaKanza

9.Busia   70%   30%


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10.Transzoia   35%   65%

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2022, 12:54:50 PM »
All that is factored. Raila is still getting a proper beating.
Why are we wasting time? The way this election is going - that is assuming Kalonzo go back to Azimio

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County   Azimio   KenyaKanza

9.Busia   70%   30%


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10.Transzoia   35%   65%

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2022, 01:03:53 PM »
This election was won longtime ago. Once GEMA accepted Ruto it was Kaput.
If really Uhuru and Railas idea was to defeat Ruto. They should have created a very strong GEMA candidate and unleashed him to take comand of GEMA votes. Once GEMA was behind Ruto it was the end .
The other way was for Raila to support a different candidate.
They didnt do any of the two so The Presidency is Kapoot.

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2022, 01:10:56 PM »
Hapo kwa gema,mtashangaaaa

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2022, 01:21:14 PM »
Ruto is brilliant go-getter who learnt from Moi how to win elections despite the odds.
He would still have won without GEMA.
Now he can afford to lose GEMA and still win.
Without GEMA - Ruto could easily snap Kambas and win.

Right now he can win with just 30-40 percent of GEMA.

How does he do this - simple - improve when Uhuru failed to get votes.

Remember in 2013 - bare minimum - Uhuru was scoring almost zero everywhere except Kalenjin+GEMA - plus maybe Gusii;
Rest of tribes were in - another kikuyu cannot inherit another kikuyu

Now if you remove GEMA - 25-28 percent from Ruto column - Ruto has to find replacemnt of two big tribes - that gives him 20 something percent and improve elsewhere. This is doable. You can flip Luhyas and Kambas with right approach...then nail the missing 5 percent by painstakingly picking small tribes.

Raila failure to win is just because he is an idiot...who has had 45 percent for three elections..and instead of consolidating..he immediately destroy that coalition....now two months to election he is desperately trying to repair Ukambani.

Raila job since 2005 has been to get that 5 percent - ameshindwa! Kazi ni kuharibu then scramble last minute for left overs.

Moi a useless tugen won with 40 percent when opposed by all kabilas. Getting almost zero votes from big tribes but still able to consolidate all the smaller tribes into a big punch.

This election was won longtime ago. Once GEMA accepted Ruto it was Kaput.
If really Uhuru and Railas idea was to defeat Ruto. They should have created a very strong GEMA candidate and unleashed him to take comand of GEMA votes. Once GEMA was behind Ruto it was the end .
The other way was for Raila to support a different candidate.
They didnt do any of the two so The Presidency is Kapoot.

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2022, 01:56:08 PM »
 :) :D Atwoli said you might need to put some folks on suicide watch. Respect that semi-literate mzee.
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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2022, 02:11:08 PM »

You said that in 2007,2013 and 2017 Miss Opinion Polls but thw opposite happened . Most of the ODM supporters vanished just like you will do comw Aug 10th .

:) :D Atwoli said you might need to put some folks on suicide watch. Respect that semi-literate mzee.

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2022, 02:36:39 PM »
Atwoli na wewe should be on that list on a priority basis. Atwoli first said Ruto wont be on ballot. Chebukati ni kama alisikia kalonzo ?
:) :D Atwoli said you might need to put some folks on suicide watch. Respect that semi-literate mzee.

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2022, 04:24:45 PM »
Hekaya zu Abunuwasi na Ruto kuchagualiwa Rais  :D

This Kalenjin suffers from ADHD, he will suffer some major trauma in 2 months.
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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2022, 04:47:22 PM »
Mshinde kwanza twitter ;)

Hekaya zu Abunuwasi na Ruto kuchagualiwa Rais  :D

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2022, 04:53:51 PM »
Halafu kalenjin gave you 20yrs; mukashindwa; dont blame us or our good teeth please :) we gave you everything votes; arrows;money; name it; kama raila na wajaluo wameshindwa; dont blame anybody else except Raila;
Hekaya zu Abunuwasi na Ruto kuchagualiwa Rais  :D

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2022, 05:20:56 PM »
Narok despite few hardliners - with resolution of Mau forest - they have nothing to rally Maa

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2022, 05:22:32 PM »
How about you wait until your petition to overturn the result is dismissed?
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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2022, 06:55:38 PM »
Tribal arithmetics ni kama 1+1; Anybody can do it; You dont wait for Chebukati to tell your the obvious; Raila has no path to victory.
How about you wait until your petition to overturn the result is dismissed?

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Re: We should swear Ruto already as incoming PORK
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2022, 10:10:48 PM »
This parody account? But I tend to agree with some raw numbers except for turnout; seem a little bit high
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Not very good - I think Raila will take Gusii - Nyamira maybe - but Kisii definitely looks Azimio