Thirty year anniversary

[veritas]

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I went to the bank today and I kid you not the guy at the counter congratulated me on my 30 year anniversary with my bank account. He remarked how great my parents were for opening my account.

I looked at him blankly for a while thinking who the f is this creep and told him to get his facts straight. At 5, I walked into the bank and opened a kiddy account which back then was legal for kids to open a kiddy account without a guardian. However I spelt my name phonetically wrong and I lived with that mistake for 20 years until corrected.

[Globalcitizen12]

Congratulations dear

[patel]

Happy 35 birthday Veritas. You remain a trailblazer

[veritas]

Thanks very much guys, love you all veri much 

My birthday is far off... I'm 25.

[Globalcitizen12]

Can I be invited for cake day?

[veritas]

Of course my dear GC. However I'm on a ketogenic diet now which means no cake. It'll be a veggie smoothie frozen round the size of a cupcake for portion control.

[Globalcitizen12]

I did keto and I literally had hot flashes..I was on antibiotics and I thought it was a side effect. Little did I know that it was keto induction phase. My joints ached like a motherfucker. I did chicken broth and all that shit but I had to quit

[veritas]

Yup. The first 3 weeks was intense for me, my doc told me to stop it but I soldiered on and I'm good now. I'm sorry to hear keto didn't work for you. I find you just have to reach higher for a healthy existence like snuggles (gif below). Maybe instead of keto you could do paleo?

[Globalcitizen12]

Be careful that diet is unnatural. American like it because it melts their greasy bodies quickly

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

Happy anniversary veri.

[veritas]

Thanks Windy x

GC, will do. Doc has ordered some fluid tests... he thinks I've damaged my kidneys... my eyes were swelling unnaturally which had my colleagues in panic mode the other day... they were going to call the ambulance but I put some ice on it and the swelling went down. I just have to be careful not to over do the fat.

[Globalcitizen12]

Veri, keotasis will kill you if you are not careful. It is brutal way to try and change lifestyle. I would say just excercise and stay off binge eating

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

Diets are tricky things to work out.  The biggest hurdle is how to ignore that slight pang of hunger when you try to stick to a program.  I have heard good things about the Mediterranean diet.

[veritas]

Thanks guys (hand shape LOVE) I'll be ok. I need to do this. I've been fat for too long and I'm so sick of being fat. I've only lost 3 kilos anyway. Far to go.

[Globalcitizen12]

Thanks guys (hand shape LOVE) I'll be ok. I need to do this. I've been fat for too long and I'm so sick of being fat. I've only lost 3 kilos anyway. Far to go.

3 kilos is good start..just have a good sleep of losing I kg a month ..that is 12 kgs in a year ..if you do this for 3 years that 36 kgs ..

[veritas]

That's literally impossible for me. I need to lose this fat in the next 2 months before I go to my cousin's wedding, remember with the K-pop group? My uncle (his dad) is a politician and they're going to have camera crew everywhere. My cousin is based in the Silicon Valley and they're loaded but they're having their wedding in Seoul with who's who from Silicon Valley coming to the wedding. Sorry Robina, I can't say for sure if your crush is coming. Last thing I want is to be featured on TV fat as ever. As a bridesmaid, I need to be as beautiful as can be. 

[Globalcitizen12]

I have a good surgeon that can carve you to shape. Even remove a rib or two to give you good hour Glass shape