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His Porn Collection Fell On Him
« on: March 06, 2017, 08:06:30 PM »
All six tons of it.  To think that I have always thought porn was harmless.
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Re: His Porn Collection Fell On Him
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2017, 08:22:57 PM »
"Moderation is the key to a happy life" reflects a well-known fact---that too much of anything is not good for one's health.  Of course, it could be that he came even as he went, which wouldn't be too bad ... Still, that's quite a bit of wanking that went on there ... not good for the eyesight, I have been told.
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Re: His Porn Collection Fell On Him
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2017, 10:40:49 PM »
At least he died doing what he loved :)

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Re: His Porn Collection Fell On Him
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2017, 12:59:25 AM »
He died a very exciting death
All six tons of it.  To think that I have always thought porn was harmless.
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... [the ICC case] will be tried in Europe, where due procedure and expertise prevail.; ... Second-guessing Ocampo and fantasizing ..has obviously become a national pastime.- NattyDread