Investigative Comedy

[Empedocles]

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So, two weeks to confirm the identity of a government employee, no idea of the registrations of the cars, no idea who the Range was rented out to (no rental documents), no idea of the properties bought with stolen money, etc.?

[Gumzo]

The way things work in .ke, it possible for Mr John Kago to be found guilty and jailed
for being  a decoy paid to shield key players in the scandal.

without said key players ever being mentioned or any attempt to find the key players identity

[Empedocles]

The way things work in .ke, it possible for Mr John Kago to be found guilty and jailed
for being  a decoy paid to shield key players in the scandal.

without said key players ever being mentioned or any attempt to find the key players identity

Key players are the high and mighty, just like with the decades old Goldenberg scandal.

Wazua has an interesting thread on how corruption proceeds are shared. The best so far is:

1.Procurement guys 10%
2.Finance guys 10%
3.Internal audit guys 10%
4.Treasury guys 10%
5.Politicians & Political fixers (wrong numbers if you know what I mean)- 50%
6.Procurement cartels - false excuses, who are these? These are wheeler dealers in social places with three phones driving Toyota VX's but report to no particular office. They "know people" and act as errand boys for the fixers and politicians- 5%.
7.Me 5% (You are just used as a conduit and can be dispensed with or substituted easily.

Going by the above, Kago et all are very small fry. That's why time is being wasted "investigating" them. In a criminal economy such as we have, the Kago's will never ever

[Gumzo]

1.Procurement guys 10%
2.Finance guys 10%
3.Internal audit guys 10%
4.Treasury guys 10%
5.Politicians & Political fixers (wrong numbers if you know what I mean)- 50%
6.Procurement cartels - false excuses, who are these? These are wheeler dealers in social places with three phones driving Toyota VX's but report to no particular office. They "know people" and act as errand boys for the fixers and politicians- 5%.
7.Me 5% (You are just used as a conduit and can be dispensed with or substituted easily.

Then when things go wrong like in the NYS scandle, all the above contribute in the same proportions
to pay the investigative agencies right from EACC to the police and the current PAC that has been paid
to take the investigations round in circles while appearing to be tough on the suspects