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Offline Nefertiti

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Funeral jokes
« on: July 22, 2016, 04:36:37 AM »
Kilimendi and William. Emphasis my own.

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Uhuru, Ruto get cozy, crack jokes at DP's first village houseRuto said during the funeral ceremony that villagers have found it difficult to believe he is the Deputy President.

He said that when he arrived the previous day, many told him they still viewed him as the ordinary Ruto they knew years ago.

The DP spoke of a childhood friend known as Clement, whose name has been corrupted by locals to 'Kilimendi'.

Ruto told Uhuru that his presence at the village indicated things had changed.

Uhuru 'confirmed' in his address that Ruto is the Deputy President.

http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2016/07/21/uhuru-ruto-get-cozy-crack-jokes-at-dps-first-village-house_c1390264


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Re: Funeral jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2016, 05:35:43 PM »
Whats funny about your upbringing? One should celebrate it not make a mockery out of it!!

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Re: Funeral jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2016, 05:38:40 PM »
Have some sense of humour. So one is suppose to have sombre mood before his "cubicle" as we called ours.

Whats funny about your upbringing? One should celebrate it not make a mockery out of it!!


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Re: Funeral jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2016, 11:57:47 PM »
What's wrong with my what --??

Whats funny about your upbringing? One should celebrate it not make a mockery out of it!!
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Re: Funeral jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2016, 11:58:37 PM »
I was not brought up I was raised.  :)

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Re: Funeral jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2016, 12:04:36 AM »
In case you don't get the joke, Uhuru is playing the Kilimendi part in the photo. See his hearty pose.


♫♫ They say all good boys go to heaven... but bad boys bring heaven to you ~ song by Julia Michaels