The tondra (Toddler) was standing on the chair to enable herself watch TV, I was blocking her,
" Tiga gūthika" ,she told me.( Stop burying me) for stop blocking me.
"Atī?"
" Nìūrathika." ( You're burying me)
" Okay nìndatiga gūgūthiìka. Rìu kiume gìtī igúrū kana ūgwe wetūke mūtwe ngūtware gwì Gacerù agūthece cindano na agūtume"( now get down from the chair or you fall and break your head I take you to hospital and be injected and sewed)
She hates the local dispensary where she witnessed her sister getting the nine months injection.
" Aca. Ngūndiì gwī bundi anjake.'
( No. I will go the fundi he constructs / repair me)
I ask her how after staring at her.
" Ūguo na nyundo na kamūcūmaì aabu ahake rangi" she demonstrates how the fundi will use his hammer and nails to fix her broken head then paint her afresh.
She has deep concept to things. CBC will be good for her. Let me start saving her fees.
Ghaad! I should be paying fees next year as she joins pre school. I need to mature up! I miss being a child.
Topic: You got be an Okuyu to get this Toddler talk but it is funny (Read 2607 times)