Just 4 Laughs...

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The doc told a guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realized his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to wank.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish,
he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.

Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
"What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're
down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."


Carl is getting married to his fiance Sarah in 3 months.

Sarah has a VERY attractive sister named Amy.

Carl notices that Amy is very flirtacious with him, wearing short skirts around him, touching him, etc.

One day, Amy asks Carl to come over and help make the wedding invitations with her.
Carl comes over and they start preparing the invitations. After an hour, Amy stops and says

"I know what you want. I'm going upstairs, come with me if you want one last night of freedom."

Carl runs out the door and goes straight for his car. Just then, Sarah and Amy's family comes around the corner.

Sarah says "I knew you wouldn't cheat!"

Her dad says "You passed our test! I would be honored for you to marry my daughter!"


Moral of the story: Always remember, Never leave all your condoms in your car.

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A little girl complained to her
father, "Daddy, I wish I had a
little sister!"
Trying to be funny, her father
joked, "But honey, you already
have a sister!"
Confused, the toddler asked,
"I do?"
"Sure," her dad said, pulling the
kid's chain. "You don't see
her because every time you come
in the front door, she scoots
out the back door!"
The confused toddler thought for
a moment and then beamed,
"You mean just like my other daddy!"

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Wtf was this supposed to be? Kenyans tolerate so much ineptitude, it is amazing!

Despite his length of service on the show, Churchill has not taken an effort to improve his interview skills...
In competitive countries without "chronism", this pathetic moment would have resulted in loss of job...

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They will be DEAD drunk by the time...

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About that Age Question...

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Brilliant!

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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.

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What the heck's she doing...?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/19/woman-boyfriend-falcons-game_n_5849790.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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