Negro Christianity

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This brand of Negro Christianity practiced in Nigeria is funny, way too funny 

[Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants]

Naijaman has an interesting mentality. 

When says the grace before a meal.  You can be forgiven for thinking that God is sitting one chair away across the street.

[kadame]

O my word!!! I cant pick a favourite: "God give me a spouse or I die!!!!" (or is it YOU die?) or "God where is why money??" or "kill them before they kill you!!!" with a sword an everything.  They are certainly dramatic folk, these negro Christians.

[vooke]

Termie that's just funny
 

THis negro is my favorite Naija man...extremely sober and Myles Munroe grade intelligent
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Naijaman has an interesting mentality. 

When says the grace before a meal.  You can be forgiven for thinking that God is sitting one chair away across the street.

[vooke]

kadame short,
The idea is there are some powers at play in keeping you single. You are confronting them and it's either they let you marry or you kill them.

The other quote is a desperate cry to God just like Rebekah cried to Isaac 'Give me a child or i die!". But you are now addressing God and it is a spouse not a kid

The rest I suppose are spiritual warfare meetings

I learnt that Naija Pentecostal movement has been around since 40s. Contrast that to ours which is a 70s thing and you can appreciate that evilution is real

O my word!!! I cant pick a favourite: "God give me a spouse or I die!!!!" (or is it YOU die?) or "God where is why money??" or "kill them before they kill you!!!" with a sword an everything.  They are certainly dramatic folk, these negro Christians.

[kadame]

Yeah, I get. It's still quite the eye-catcher, and with the dramatic effect. "God give me a spouse or I die!!!" "Let me marry or you die!!!". LOL!!!

kadame short,
The idea is there are some powers at play in keeping you single. You are confronting them and it's either they let you marry or you kill them.

The other quote is a desperate cry to God just like Rebekah cried to Isaac 'Give me a child or i die!". But you are now addressing God and it is a spouse not a kid

The rest I suppose are spiritual warfare meetings

I learnt that Naija Pentecostal movement has been around since 40s. Contrast that to ours which is a 70s thing and you can appreciate that evilution is real

O my word!!! I cant pick a favourite: "God give me a spouse or I die!!!!" (or is it YOU die?) or "God where is why money??" or "kill them before they kill you!!!" with a sword an everything.  They are certainly dramatic folk, these negro Christians.

[kadame]

I was thinking we do have a special flare for drama, we dark-skinned, "hard"-haired hominids. Ever seen AA preachers? And the Caribbean voodoo dancers, their version of being caught in the Spirit. Of course, it's not the Christian Holy Spirit we are talking about. But these Naija posters are just so funny! have been on my mind since yesterday. We baafrikas are dramatic folk. For bazungu, the quieter, less scene-causing, less embarrassing, the better. No drama. I think I have too much bazungu up inside of me, I need to let my authentic Gusii out in the sun.

[veritas]

That's, full on. .