Hey, how about a place for humor, joke, Entertainment?

[Nyakinywa]

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Just 4 Laughs..

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and different products are offered as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have good jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have good jobs and are attractive.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have good jobs and are attractive and love kids and help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. .

[michaeljoseph]

N,
Nice one.  Kindly petition V to include an "On the lighter side" in the board index.  This may include a place for funny pictures and jokes similar to what you have in the other place.   Termie could also have a " musical interval" thread here.
MJ

[veritas]

Hey, thanks for the suggestion. I'm working on a "relax" section with a different look. Should be up and running soon.

[chiethakuodha]

Anger management? 
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet." 
Husband: "How does that help?" 
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."