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Title: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 16, 2019, 06:00:45 AM
Where are these servers located? Who are the services provider and who has access to this data?
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on April 16, 2019, 03:15:55 PM
Next to the IEBC servers.  Same physical device infact :D .
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: GeeMail on April 16, 2019, 08:17:46 PM
Brother Patel, just a request. If you could repost under this thread, http://www.nipate.org/index.php?topic=7396.0 so we can keep the posts under one roof. Huduma Number is a developing story and "a single thread of truth" will help a great deal.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 16, 2019, 10:01:35 PM
Ngai......you cannot make this stuff up.
In other news kenyatta criminal family enterprise has instituted 1.5% housing levy on natives...jesso

Next to the IEBC servers.  Same physical device infact :D .
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 17, 2019, 08:55:22 AM
They are probably cooking some poison for our genius hustler.  8)
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: GeeMail on April 17, 2019, 11:40:08 AM
Ngai......you cannot make this stuff up.
In other news kenyatta criminal family enterprise has instituted 1.5% housing levy on natives...jesso

Next to the IEBC servers.  Same physical device infact :D .

Amazing that they did so in violation of a clear court ruling.
https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2018-12-19-court-suspends-uhurus-15-housing-levy/

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ktnnews/video/2000170277/why-jubilee-government-s-housing-levy-doesn-t-make-economic-sense-the-big-story
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: gout on April 17, 2019, 01:03:35 PM
Seems like another looming failure as long as the billions have been shared out. Seems continuation of matatu cashless dodo.
Also points to desperation in bringing in more taxpayers!
https://www.hudumakenya.go.ke/card.html
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: GeeMail on April 17, 2019, 02:35:35 PM
Sure. Look at: https://www.hudumakenya.go.ke/payments
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kadudu on April 17, 2019, 03:51:35 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 17, 2019, 06:11:59 PM
Nothing to see here but institutionalized corruption c/o Kenyatta criminal family enterprise
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I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 17, 2019, 06:13:51 PM
where is that DCI Kinoti and that poor Walalo

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Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 17, 2019, 06:18:10 PM
#ResistHousingFundLevy

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Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 17, 2019, 10:56:29 PM
bite me  :D



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Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 18, 2019, 02:36:44 AM
When you sell your soul, devil keep on asking for more till you have nothing to give. Sad

bite me  :D



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Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kadudu on April 18, 2019, 09:20:30 AM
 :D :D :D :D
I bet we all have our price.

When you sell your soul, devil keep on asking for more till you have nothing to give. Sad
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: vooke on April 18, 2019, 10:25:06 AM
Ill register for the number today.

The most sensible thing I have heard behind it is cleaning up genuine but irregularly issued ID and passport and PIN numbers. We have as many as 1.5M al shabaab carrying these IDs and acting Kenyan. If they attempt to register for the Huduma namba they will be flagged
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 18, 2019, 11:50:34 AM
patel that shows Agwambo & MV Handsake iko kwa sirkal  :D
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kadudu on April 18, 2019, 03:28:11 PM
Could you explain how this would happen.

Ill register for the number today.

The most sensible thing I have heard behind it is cleaning up genuine but irregularly issued ID and passport and PIN numbers. We have as many as 1.5M al shabaab carrying these IDs and acting Kenyan. If they attempt to register for the Huduma namba they will be flagged :o :o :o
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on April 18, 2019, 03:57:17 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

:lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on April 18, 2019, 04:01:19 PM
Could you explain how this would happen.

Ill register for the number today.

The most sensible thing I have heard behind it is cleaning up genuine but irregularly issued ID and passport and PIN numbers. We have as many as 1.5M al shabaab carrying these IDs and acting Kenyan. If they attempt to register for the Huduma namba they will be flagged :o :o :o

Yep.  Not a good reason.  Because all that can be forged.  Where have we seen that happen?

It's a good because it gives the government a reasonable handle on the people in the country.  Much like a SSN in the US.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 18, 2019, 06:43:54 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

:lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.

Dr Hustler with his off-the- charts libido probably has a dozen bastards out there.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: vooke on April 18, 2019, 09:16:42 PM
Could you explain how this would happen.

Ill register for the number today.

The most sensible thing I have heard behind it is cleaning up genuine but irregularly issued ID and passport and PIN numbers. We have as many as 1.5M al shabaab carrying these IDs and acting Kenyan. If they attempt to register for the Huduma namba they will be flagged :o :o :o

You need your birth certificate, PIN,NHIF,NSSF,KRA PIN, those of your spouse and some for parents.

Last week I had gone to a cyber cafe to make copies and this operator told me that he used to renew passports for aliens most of whom were Somalis, extent work permit etc for a fee(50K-20K). For some reasons they were afraid of going to a Nyayo House by themselves. Then came the new generation passports and all this stopped. For some reason some genuine IDs and passports were being flagged. His Nyayo House  contacts told him they are flagging these irregularly issued passports and that was the whole point for the NG passports. Something else I never heard before was that passports are clustered by families all under one unique file/number. Previously these irregular passports would be thrown into any family file but that has changed.

The huduma namba is just an extension of this clean up.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: vooke on April 18, 2019, 09:18:51 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

:lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.

Dr Hustler with his off-the- charts libido probably has a dozen bastards out there.

 :lolz: :lolz:
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 18, 2019, 10:08:46 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

:lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.

Dr Hustler with his off-the- charts libido probably has a dozen bastards out there.

 :lolz: :lolz:

Glad you see the humor in the degenerate & decay of Kenya. This somewhere qualifies the chokoraa for president.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on April 19, 2019, 05:00:48 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

 :lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.

Dr Hustler with his off-the- charts libido probably has a dozen bastards out there.

I have heard of at least one confirmed one for the hustler.  But Atwoli almost certainly has his share.  The important thing is to own up to them.  Nothing as traumatic as being rejected by your own parent.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 19, 2019, 06:39:22 PM
Only thing missing, brookside milk commercial.
bite me  :D



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Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 19, 2019, 06:49:03 PM
I still do not get the sense of having this number. What has a sub-chief got to do with my NSSF or NHIF number?
Also I see there is a provision for DNA on the website. Will not agree as do not want all my illegitimate kids to be on my neck. I am not an Atwoli who can afford such drama

 :lol: Atwoli having illegitimates would not surprise me.  Rambunctious is what comes to mind.

Dr Hustler with his off-the- charts libido probably has a dozen bastards out there.

I have heard of at least one confirmed one for the hustler.  But Atwoli almost certainly has his share.  The important thing is to own up to them.  Nothing as traumatic as being rejected by your own parent.

Atwoli has a school of bastards. I heard he pays them off quarterly to minimize the bother - fees, medical, upkeep, etc. At least he is financially responsible.

"Dr" Ruto is something else.. bastards all over. There was a time some years back when Rachael caused a serious spat at AMACO offices in Nairobi. Dude was squeezing a mpango in the office - the sinful duo made off via the fire exit just in time from Hell's Fury  :D :D

Nothing adds up for the guy. Family drama, looting, PEV, name it. His biggest invention - MV Jubilee - has poofed only 2rs into the show. :D apparently this work of art was designed for years...  For his worshippers here the blinkers are startling.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: patel on April 19, 2019, 08:22:42 PM
Robina....that's border line character assasination, you may have issue with Ruto but priss let us be factual....
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 12:35:24 AM
Leta facts... Ruto's core expertise is looting, destruction, etc. Kujenga hawezi makelele tu na kuranda randa vichochoroni. How does one get a PhD in environment matters - after overseeing the destruction of the Mau Water Tower - then he skims off the dam money too?? :( :-\ :o I think the PhD in Kenya really has no meaning. Cause if it was based on merit Ruto has earned a PhD in Corruption summa cum laude.

Sawa patel contradict me with facts. Kwani iko nini.

Robina....that's border line character assasination, you may have issue with Ruto but priss let us be factual....
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 03:23:10 AM
patel?

Then ati hustler - how can a billionaire fraud be a hustler? :) There's literally nothing legit about William Ruto - that "Samoei" part he should give it up - he shames the legend.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: vooke on April 20, 2019, 06:49:18 AM
patel?

Then ati hustler - how can a billionaire fraud be a hustler? :) There's literally nothing legit about William Ruto - that "Samoei" part he should give it up - he shames the legend.

The latest most moronic spin on Ruto's billions is that he had a huge farm in Zambia where he collects 29B per annum
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: RV Pundit on April 20, 2019, 09:05:35 AM
The hustling from grass thatched house to billions is what Ruto narrative is about. He has made his money from politics like all politician.He is as clean as the next politician.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: RV Pundit on April 20, 2019, 09:08:28 AM

The hustling from grass thatched house to billions is what Ruto narrative is about.Whatever he has, he certainly has inherited zero from his poor parents. He has made his money from politics like all politicians.He is as clean as the next politicians.Ruto PhD is on plant ecology..not environment...his bsc and msc on Botany.Robina and Ruto bedroom affairs are really personal issues btw them.Ruto was consistently voted amongst best cdf managers and ministers.He has been engine running Jubilee gov until recently.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 12:27:47 PM
William Ruto is a THIEF - not a hustler which means a genuine sweat & blood effort - the regular Kenyan. Otherwise Jomo or Moi or Matiba or Miguna or Abunuwas is a hustler. It's a meaningless catch-all tag - a rallying cry -  in short a fraud same as all else about the man.

Again - our issue with Ruto is not to pick apart his Pandora's collection of loot, CAH, mpangos or bastards - nope. Rather it's his preaching of the Gospel of Sleaze to the masses. That is the darkest of all sins.

The hustling from grass thatched house to billions is what Ruto narrative is about. He has made his money from politics like all politician.He is as clean as the next politician.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 12:54:40 PM
The hustling from grass thatched house to billions is what Ruto narrative is about.Whatever he has, he certainly has inherited zero from his poor parents. He has made his money from politics like all politicians.He is as clean as the next politicians.
Jomo, Mboya, Moi, JM, Kibaki - along with any Juha Kalulu or Simon Makonde - hustlers real or fake are a dime a dozen. There are MILLIONS of hustlers literally. Nothing special or praiseworthy about hawking chicken.



Ruto PhD is on plant ecology..not environment...his bsc and msc on Botany.
Lol you can say that again. Split the hair but you already ate that cake... trumpeting his "PHD Wetlands" here before - oblivious of the stark irony -

Ruto (Phd - Wetlands) - answer Raila on 32b Itare dam
http://www.nipate.org/index.php?topic=4823.0

I know Ruto is back to URP yellow sijui green movement - but attempt to change your colors here less often.



Robina and Ruto bedroom affairs are really personal issues btw them.Ruto was consistently voted amongst best cdf managers and ministers.He has been engine running Jubilee gov until recently.
You inadvertently brought up his libido here yourself actually  :) - while fawning over his new "achievement" - ati clearing 10KM Marathon along with Maggy and a thousand other nobodies. Just picking your cue. But I concur we should try to avoid the personal - under the belt - unless mtu ajianike. Character matters and is therefore fair game for PORK candidates.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 05:29:25 PM
patel?

Then ati hustler - how can a billionaire fraud be a hustler? :) There's literally nothing legit about William Ruto - that "Samoei" part he should give it up - he shames the legend.

The latest most moronic spin on Ruto's billions is that he had a huge farm in Zambia where he collects 29B per annum

The guy is poster child for HOAX. PhD at 53yo is as remarkable as learning to walk or speak at 12. Not impressive.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: RV Pundit on April 20, 2019, 07:10:40 PM
Yes moi,Kenyatta n majority of Kenyans are hustlers.Their sons aren't .Ruto kids are not hustlers and don't know what it mean to lack basic stuff.And so is Uhuru etc
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: RV Pundit on April 20, 2019, 07:11:29 PM
Robina Ruto ran 10km in Nyeri and 21km in Nairobi.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 09:20:07 PM
Robina Ruto ran 10km in Nyeri and 21km in Nairobi.

Yes - he also hit the gym at 4am - went to office 5am to 9pm  :) - bla de bla. Personal irrelevant stuff.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 20, 2019, 09:24:03 PM
Yes moi,Kenyatta n majority of Kenyans are hustlers.Their sons aren't .Ruto kids are not hustlers and don't know what it mean to lack basic stuff.And so is Uhuru etc

Glad you follow - how does that make Ruto special? The other fake hustler Sonko is proving a showman for incompetence. Personal background or roots mean little in leadership. Morals or character is much more useful - here your boy Ruto has glaring deficiencies - the unwashed, ungroomed moneybag carts loads of hard cash everywhere. Tabia mbaya sana. William Ruto is not PORK material.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: RV Pundit on April 20, 2019, 11:50:47 PM
Like matiba use to say let the people decide.Ruto has a narrative He is a great salemans.He got elected while mere mp and indicated by ICC.This one is Chicken play.
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 21, 2019, 11:03:42 AM
MV Titanic bumps into upteenth glacier


‘Handshake’ widens Jubilee rift as Uhuru reprimands Ruto

SUNDAY APRIL 21 2019


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Deputy President William Ruto addresses residents during a women's empowerment programme in Isiolo South on April 5, 2019. He does not trust Mr Raila Odinga. PHOTO | JONAH MWANGI | DPPS



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Mr Ruto has, at every available moment, been attacking Mr Odinga, accusing him of being behind the cracks in the ruling party.

Though the President is yet to publicly say that he won’t support Mr Ruto in 2022, there has been a noticeable rift in their relationship.


https://www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/Rift-in-Jubilee-widens-as-Uhuru-scolds-Ruto/1064-5081078-j0co5nz/index.html
Title: Re: Huduma number servers
Post by: Nefertiti on April 21, 2019, 04:06:41 PM
The ugly truth - that this thug is going nowhere with GEMA - is sinking in pole pole


Ruto targets Raila turf as Mt Kenya swings
April 18, 2019

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Deputy President William Ruto at his office on Tuesday, April 16, 2019
Image: DPPS


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• DP Ruto has intensified visits to ODM strongholds over anxiety Kikuyus will not back him

• He could be shopping for 2022 running mate in the two regions


https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2019-04-18-ruto-targets-raila-turf-as-mt-kenya-swings/