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Forum => Kenya Discussion => Topic started by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on May 13, 2017, 07:10:00 PM
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while performing the miracle of walking on water. A heavenly pasta[sic] entree for the crocs.
A pastor from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died this morning trying to demonstrate a biblical miracle to his congregants.
“The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.” said Deacon Nkosi, who is one of the church members.
“They finished him in a couple of minutes. All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.” said Deacon Nkosi.
http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/
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Its much better than sending the entire congregation into the crocodile infested river as American pastors have been known to do.
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wapi priest vooke?