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Forum => Kenya Discussion => Topic started by: Globalcitizen12 on November 21, 2015, 06:19:10 PM

Title: Poor Waiguru wants president to appoint her to perform Light duties.
Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 21, 2015, 06:19:10 PM
The poor lass is tired of lifting a lot of stolen billions she wants a place where she can only lift a few million dollars. Kweli kuna watu na viatu.. In case you are waking up after a Friday alcohol induced blackout I want to inform you that the matriarch of Kenyatta Cabinet has finally resigned citing poor health and attacks on her unblemished character
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Post by: Kadudu on November 21, 2015, 06:57:14 PM
Good riddance but we want our money back!
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Post by: bryan275 on November 21, 2015, 07:08:56 PM
Kadudu, very true.  I note the cesspit has somehow fallen over shortly after the Lady cried off ill
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Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 21, 2015, 07:32:27 PM
Jubilee is hacking the cess pit .. it is operated by NSIS..
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Post by: MOON Ki on November 21, 2015, 08:17:48 PM
The real event is yet to come:

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Embu, Kenya: Twelve female Embu MCAs have threatened to strip naked if embattled Devolution Cabinet Secretary Ann Waiguru is either forced to resign or sacked.
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2000182494/12-embu-female-mcas-threaten-to-strip-naked-if-devolution-cabinet-secretary-anne-waiguru-is-sacked


Here is a photo of the would-be strippers:


(http://www.the-star.co.ke/sites/default/files/styles/article_large/public/images/articles/2015/11/14/46934/13.jpg?itok=NrtSN4CP)


Looking at that, if they act, they should be charged with criminal visual assault on the public. 

As for Waiguru, rumours claim that she has, for quite some time,  already been performing "light duties"  for His Excellency.
Title: Re: Poor Waiguru wants president to appoint her to perform Light duties.
Post by: bryan275 on November 21, 2015, 08:51:04 PM
Light duties more like house wife. What I find funny is that the resignation came only 4 day after uhuru declared he has only one wife....take 2 did Waiguru resign or take medical leave?

Well stealing a married man is a zero sum game in itself. 

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Post by: veritas on November 21, 2015, 11:00:15 PM
MK.. .. that's harsh.
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Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on November 22, 2015, 03:07:34 AM
I share kadudu's concern.  We need to move past resignations.  It's not enough.  I know she is now a witness.  In what we all know is a sham trial. 

The focus should shift to returning every dime of that money and its proceeds to wanjiku.  Once that can be done, attention can shift to locking these crooks up.

@MOON-Ki,

Based on the sheer violence of those physiques I would charge them with a capital offense.
Title: Re: Poor Waiguru wants president to appoint her to perform Light duties.
Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 22, 2015, 11:49:07 PM
Political lessons from waiguru debacle.
We cannot solve youth unemployment problem with halfbaked ideas like public works using small deparments like nys. This is a 40 years problem requiring long-term planning to solve.
Naive political wonna be operative wonks like waiguru belong in the boardroom not in the political thearter ..politics requires understanding your opponnents and your traitors ..waiguru trusted too much delegated too much and forgot to issue the memo ..a memo that only big fish can steal with impunity not small time dengu suppliers
Political class should not allocate funds to ministries without capacity to spend if they do not want wanton looting
Separate your medicrocity from arrogance. At one time waiguru thought her brains got her promotions not her personal relati9jships
I will add more
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Post by: RV Pundit on November 23, 2015, 10:34:17 AM
Precisely. Half baked ideas executed by arrogant thieving neophyte. Ministry of devolution should be scrapped forthwith.NYS just didn't have the capacity to spend all that money.Gov should focus on basic services..electricity, water,education,roads for everyone..
Political lessons from waiguru debacle.
We cannot solve youth unemployment problem with halfbaked ideas like public works using small deparments like nys. This is a 40 years problem requiring long-term planning to solve.
Naive political wonna be operative wonks like waiguru belong in the boardroom not in the political thearter ..politics requires understanding your opponnents and your traitors ..waiguru trusted too much delegated too much and forgot to issue the memo ..a memo that only big fish can steal with impunity not small time dengu suppliers
Political class should not allocate funds to ministries without capacity to spend if they do not want wanton looting
Separate your medicrocity from arrogance. At one time waiguru thought her brains got her promotions not her personal relati9jships
I will add more
Title: Re: Poor Waiguru wants president to appoint her to perform Light duties.
Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 23, 2015, 07:46:28 PM
I blame the Kenyan elites for allowing such things to happen. If both Kalenjin, Luo, Kiyuyu and other elites would have stood up and be patriotic by demanding parliament revise these budgetary allocations then we won’t be spending 5 years fighting graft and wanton looting.

Both ODM and Jubilee need to redial down on populism nonsense such as NYS and Kazi kwa Vijana economic solutions. They are good short-term stimulus for economy but in Kenya we cannot afford to copy and paste USA solutions to complex Kenyan problems caused by centuries of poverty.

Uhuru overwhelming majority in parliament created a lot of apprehension with elites most of them  going on self-preservation mode. Where everyone kept quite waiting for a decimated opposition to rise to occasion.

 In those 2 years Uhuru has really committed serious economic blunders that now require everyone to rise up and fix.  The country is broke. Resources have been misallocated and squandered. We have created hundreds of white elephants projects that feasibility studies are only known by corrupt government technocrats and tender mafias. We have a big titanic wobbling aimless in the deep-sea looking for an iceberg to hit.

The money in NYS could have created subsidies in agriculture, establish transportation infrastructure for Nairobi may be providing a metro bus or light rail. This money could have built a coal power plant cutting power rates by half. But now we have wasted that money and packed it in a small department within a 84 billion ministry

Better still this money could have been used to expand the sewage system of Nairobi creating a lot of permanent jobs and providing needed infrastructure to spur real estate investment in CBD and immediate environs like Eastland. 

I want to see serious commitment by this government to agriculture. I say 15% of allocation should go to agriculture.

We want serious solutions not just populist political gimmicks
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Post by: gout on November 23, 2015, 10:01:51 PM
I agree national and county govts need to concentrate nearly all efforts on security, functional hospitals, schools, water and power ...

the warped thinking that African public sector is an employer needs to be erased from minds of politicians
Title: Re: Poor Waiguru wants president to appoint her to perform Light duties.
Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 23, 2015, 11:40:09 PM
gout you have GOUT? I cannot imagine how painful that might be.. I have a pinched nerve in my finger and it numbs me completely sometimes
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Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 24, 2015, 02:31:58 PM
On other news Judge has ordered arrest of Mwiraria .. Mwiraria is charge with crimes related to Anglo Leasing.

I wonder how the National security threat is getting dealt with do we have the threat level assessment for today?
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Post by: Globalcitizen12 on November 25, 2015, 05:25:37 AM
Here is ODM rebuttal of Uhuru anti corruption crusade.   I did know we have 12 acts dealing with corruption in Kenya and that most of the institutions meant to fight corruption are plagued by corruption
http://www.kenya-today.com/news/raila-humiliates-uhuru-statement-together-cord-principals-uhuru-anti-corruption-plan