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Forum => Kenya Discussion => Topic started by: sema on October 02, 2024, 08:54:22 PM

Title: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: sema on October 02, 2024, 08:54:22 PM
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David Ndii
@DavidNdii
Boda boda leasing business.
Bike Price 200k
Leasing Sh400 per day
Sh2m buys 10 bikes.
revenue :
P.m Sh120k
P.a Sh1.44m
Less 35% Depreciation allowance
Sh936k p.a
Gross profit per month Sh78k
Particulars not warranted.

This man has probably never ridden on a boda boda (probably can't even fit on one); has probably never talked to a boda boda driver; has probably never been to the slums in 40 years. 

He appears to be TOTALLY disconnected from the realities on the ground that are affecting the average kenyan.

He just comes up with these mathematical equations in his head and based on nothing at all assumes that he must be right. A self-proclaimed genius in his own very bizarre brain.
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: sema on October 02, 2024, 09:20:04 PM
Here is talking about the mandazi business:

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Initial capital is not a relevant variable in the profit equation. A kiosk in a busy location with sales of 1000 mandazis a day at a profit of Sh2 each will make 60k a month.
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: patel on October 02, 2024, 09:52:32 PM
Be very careful with a man who steals with his wife. Turning a family to a criminal enterprise.
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: KenyanPlato on October 03, 2024, 04:23:48 AM
Ndii is a theoretical moron. Even the controversial Gatabaki sons have made billions while he sits in govt offices churning stupid theories.
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: Georgesoros on October 03, 2024, 09:44:55 PM
Shouldnt he be talking about how to assemle/manufacture solar panels??
Awhole high ranking official who has no policy except mandazi.
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: RV Pundit on October 04, 2024, 05:53:03 AM
Be very careful with a man who steals with his wife. Turning a family to a criminal enterprise.
like RiggyG
Title: Re: David Ndii is a clown: Boda Boda Business
Post by: RV Pundit on October 04, 2024, 05:54:09 AM
Ndii Ako sawa. We only differ with him on infrastructure or capital projects. Hapo kwa informal business...that reality