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Forum => Kenya Discussion => Topic started by: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 08:09:41 AM

Title: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 08:09:41 AM: I dont think it summer holiday - I think the withdrawal of security and all Ruto pressure on their illegal business empire - has them running.

Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting that:

1. Following the 'disturbance' on the Kenyatta family, they have decided to take a holiday to chill away from the pressure that is Kenya.

2. They are off to London.

3. They leave Munya and Eugene to handle… pic.twitter.com/GHGfcblM9O
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Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 09:45:24 AM: It seems Kenyattas seem to have married from the Lakeside. Mzee must be turning in his grave. :D
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 10:46:45 AM: No more kipindupindu in lake
Quote from: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 09:45:24 AM
It seems Kenyattas seem to have married from the Lakeside. Mzee must be turning in his grave. :D
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 11:04:47 AM: It was exported to neighbouring RV.

At least Lakeside seems to be producing lovely women unlike some parts of Kenya. I will not mention any. :D :D :D

Quote from: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 10:46:45 AM
No more kipindupindu in lake
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Pragmatic on July 31, 2023, 11:50:30 AM: Well, Uhuru's son Jomo is married to the Aringos...

Quote from: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 09:45:24 AM
It seems Kenyattas seem to have married from the Lakeside. Mzee must be turning in his grave. :D
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 01:43:22 PM: Ukimwi nayo is what make me avoid Luo women.
Quote from: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 11:04:47 AM
It was exported to neighbouring RV.

At least Lakeside seems to be producing lovely women unlike some parts of Kenya. I will not mention any. :D :D :D

Quote from: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 10:46:45 AM
No more kipindupindu in lake
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Nowayhaha on July 31, 2023, 02:49:37 PM: You two people are very tribal .
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 02:51:54 PM: You are very nationalistic. :D

Quote from: Nowayhaha on July 31, 2023, 02:49:37 PM
You two people are very tribal .
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 02:53:52 PM: Leave Lakeside women to us and Kenyattas. When you get the chance to be laid by one, you will stop facing Mt Kenya and not look back. :D :D :D

Quote from: RV Pundit on July 31, 2023, 01:43:22 PM
Ukimwi nayo is what make me avoid Luo women.
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: sema on July 31, 2023, 03:54:23 PM: The grammar in that letter is terrible, but why do the Kenyatta's need the assistance of the foreign ministry?? I'm sure they have homes/houses or apartments in London and the money to just go. They can even hire a private jet and just go.
Title: Re: Kenyattas go to exile?
Post by: lelewela on July 31, 2023, 06:37:18 PM: Kadudu wewe, ushaelewa mentality ya Kikuyu :D

Quote from: Kadudu on July 31, 2023, 02:51:54 PM
You are very nationalistic. :D

Quote from: Nowayhaha on July 31, 2023, 02:49:37 PM
You two people are very tribal .