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Title: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 08:57:52 AM
Raila momentous day
No out word yet

Seem there is complete paralysis in the camp
Trying to juggle btw GEMA and Kamba.
Two birds at mountain top. One bird in the loosing hand.

Let see if they make it to KICC at mid-day.
Will Uhuru show up or he has given up?

Kalonzo is watching his phone.
Waiting for Raila Nigeria number call.

If the phone doesnt ring - he has running mate ready
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:03:41 AM
Kalonzo has also timmed his meeting at 11 am
It will either be DPORK for Raila or PORK for Kalonzo
That's menu on table.
BBI la carte menu of prime deputy chief minister not available.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:06:31 AM
Top candidates remain: Karua, Munya (legal issues) and Kalonzo.
Wild card: Peter Kenneth and Sabina Chege - and Charity Ngilu.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 09:07:35 AM
Hey faya, can you confirm if Igathe's running mate has been withdrawn because of Kalonzo's exit from Azimio? Social media is yapping but it could be false!
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 09:11:02 AM
Raila momentous day
No out word yet

Seem there is complete paralysis in the camp
Trying to juggle btw GEMA and Kamba.
Two birds at mountain top. One bird in the loosing hand.

Let see if they make it to KICC at mid-day.
Will Uhuru show up or he has given up?

Kalonzo is watching his phone.
Waiting for Raila Nigeria number call.

If the phone doesnt ring - he has running mate ready
It is approaching midnight on this end but will be up to watch the disaster live from the 👹
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:13:00 AM
Both sides are keeping their cards very close to their chest.
Nothing from both sides except for Kalonzo SKM summon
Hey faya, can you confirm if Igathe's running mate has been withdrawn because of Kalonzo's exit from Azimio? Social media is yapping but it could be false!
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: audacityofhope on May 16, 2022, 09:21:19 AM
Guys apart from my comment, which is just a point of information which is necessary, allow Pundit to have his monologue on this thread in peace. Honestly why would anyone think this thread by this author will be of any benefit to Azimio or its supporters?
Don't answer that question on this thread, unless of course you are pundit or his boss in UDA i.e. rvhh. @Noway you already been told by Pundit that "you are trying to sound intelligent but you are not" - wueh, after that kind of put down, you too should 'boycott' this and other like threads.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:22:05 AM
It's live. I am seeing Karua poodle Kabando smilling ear to ear
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:24:24 AM
Omwami kwani nimekula mbuzi yako bila kulipa huko Sikata?
Guys apart from my comment, which is just a point of information which is necessary, allow Pundit to have his monologue on this thread in peace. Honestly why would anyone think this thread by this author will be of any benefit to Azimio or its supporters?
Don't answer that question on this thread, unless of course you are pundit or his boss in UDA i.e. rvhh. @Noway you already been told by Pundit that "you are trying to sound intelligent but you are not" - wueh, after that kind of put down, you too just be like us, should avoid this and other like threads.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Githunguri on May 16, 2022, 09:29:12 AM
Following
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:29:30 AM
No signs Uhuru will come- seeing Kibera boys raising the dias. Not much of security.

No signs of Wiper.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 09:33:43 AM
Jubilee is dead. With Wiper exit, wAzimio will remain a jaluo party that is known to break records in losing election in Kenya since the 90s. Raila was nicknamed enigma during CORD and NASA era because of Kamba and Luhya votes. You remove the two groups and enigma is simply old senile punda!
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 09:37:40 AM
Kisumu (luos) want Karua.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:46:49 AM
Gideon Moi headed to KICC.
Kalonzo is alone...
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:49:22 AM
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:49:50 AM
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Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 10:50:13 AM
Gideon Moi headed to KICC.
Kalonzo is alone...
Gideon is a super Kalenjin 🍉
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 10:52:26 AM
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I guess in the end, Mama Ngina will pick the running mate
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Heavy Hitter! on May 16, 2022, 10:54:12 AM
At this point, the Kenyatta empire doesn't give a damn. They have Rigathi they can cajole over time!
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:54:41 AM
Cant say no to Uhuru or Mama Ngina. That is family. Kalenjin anajifunza. He knows speaks it like a 3yr old.
Gideon is a super Kalenjin 🍉
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:55:29 AM
Kama ni pesa - PK wins - unless Raila will self-fund.
I guess in the end, Mama Ngina will pick the running mate
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 10:59:10 AM
NTV
I can see Raila sister - hope they will not keep us waiting
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 11:27:32 AM
Raila TV - Citizen -showing Kirinyanga residents - Raila definitely wants Martha
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 11:34:48 AM
Yeap Gideon Moi is already there
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 11:47:42 AM
No sign of wiper or kalonzo.

Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 11:50:25 AM
I hear Uhuru and Raila cannot agree. Uhuru's last suggestion was to toss a coin. If it is heads, it is Martha. If it is tails, Kalonzo looses. Raila is said to have agreed to this great idea. Only now the two have to agree on who tosses the coin.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 11:51:09 AM
Karua arrives in KICC
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 11:58:28 AM
PK and Munya already there too
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:00:35 PM
Kalonzo in Karen - Mps waiting for his meeting
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 12:09:41 PM
How many MPs? I guess 200 or so.

Kalonzo in Karen - Mps waiting for his meeting
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:11:56 PM
More like 200,000.
How many MPs? I guess 200 or so.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Higgins the genius on May 16, 2022, 12:12:08 PM
Kalonzo 2022
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 12:18:28 PM
I did not mean pigs, but legislators. :D

More like 200,000.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 12:19:34 PM
Where will he get a deputy in the last minute? He needs one desperately today.

Maybe Pundit can help. Pundit with his kipara and not being handsome like Kalonzo would fit in Kalonzo's team.

Kalonzo 2022
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:20:35 PM
Julia Ajiambo still available.
Where will he get a deputy in the last minute? He needs one desperately today.

Kalonzo 2022
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 12:22:08 PM
Good idea, but is she still among us on this earth?

Julia Ajiambo still available.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:23:31 PM
Meanwhile KICC they have reserved Kalonzo a seat
(https://scontent-mrs2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/280770549_3291561161073255_5439869229939846374_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-6&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=UU5_47_zozsAX_2wPw2&_nc_ht=scontent-mrs2-2.xx&oh=00_AT8a6ZbNZXC5_dlyA5gIlP1thqcd9TzHFOl3PG0t0IPZeA&oe=6287A658)
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:25:27 PM
Munya smilling - to be made Chief Minister - Njuri iyo sio mbaya
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:35:54 PM
Look like nearly all is set
Just waiting for Raila and Uhuru
And probably Kalonzo-GM
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Njuri Ncheke on May 16, 2022, 12:37:30 PM
Munya smilling - to be made Chief Minister - Njuri iyo sio mbaya
Ruto should give Kindiki the same,AG is nothing for poor disadvantaged tharaka.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:39:39 PM
Waluhya bado ni wengi kuliko nyinyi.
Interior ministry ama AG.
Ruto should give Kindiki the same,AG is nothing for poor disadvantaged tharaka.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:42:37 PM
Powdered Martha, Sabina and Ngilu arrive.

Peter Kenneth seem to have disappeared.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: Kadudu on May 16, 2022, 12:42:47 PM
That he has already promised Mudavadi on delivering 70% of Western votes.
Maybe State House Comptroller aka gatekeeper would do?

Ruto should give Kindiki the same,AG is nothing for poor disadvantaged tharaka.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:44:58 PM
Look like everyone is now seated except Raila, Kalonzo, Uhuru and Gideon.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:57:51 PM
Good progress - Raila and his trusty bodyguard arrive.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:58:29 PM
National Anthem - No sign of Uhuru.
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 12:59:49 PM
No Uhuru, No Kalonzo No Gideon.
Raila now to unveil Martha Karua...
She looks the most excited
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:00:01 PM
Prayers
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:10:16 PM
Junet now - ODM rowdy supporters as always causing drama
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:16:40 PM
Raila address Azimio
HAYA
HAYA

MARTHA
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: machoman on May 16, 2022, 01:17:55 PM
Kalonzo live
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:21:55 PM
See the other thread.
Kalonzo live
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:24:12 PM
Raila naming his running mate
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:25:01 PM
Cabinet CS - Kalonzo Musyoka - but Kalonzo is announcing his running mate
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:25:29 PM
Kenneth Marende - Speaker of Senate
Oparanya - CS National Treasury
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:25:45 PM
Peter Munya - CS Agric/Kenya Prod Sector
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:26:15 PM
Raila is behaving like president. This is hilarious.
CS - Land - Joho
Title: Re: Raila d-day
Post by: RV Pundit on May 16, 2022, 01:27:37 PM
Kalonzo reveals it's KARUA