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Uchumi na Uchawi
« on: September 06, 2017, 11:28:33 AM »
These car thiefs were 'caught' using witchcraft and severely punished. They not only returned the ride, but they did so naked 'wearing' a live snake. They was made to wash the ride using muddy water and as they did so they drank the muddy water plus detergent...all this while smiling.

Apologies for baring their genitalia, trust me this is no pornfest, nor am I Porn-again.

If witchcraft can be such a deterrence to vice, I'd expect high witchcraft activity regions to really thrive economically but.........it seems witchcraft thrives in the poorer regions. Sielewi








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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2017, 01:08:49 PM »
The African mind continues to fascinate.  It provides our best opportunity for peeking straight into the ancient human mind.  Not many places left on earth where people freely engage and revere witchcraft.
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2017, 01:25:15 PM »
Huku ni wapi? And were they caught stealing through witchcraft and then punished through witchcraft or were they caught using witchcraft? Your post is confusing. Who's making them lift their legs like that to expose themselves? The crowd or witchcraft?

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2017, 03:41:19 PM »
Huku ni wapi? And were they caught stealing through witchcraft and then punished through witchcraft or were they caught using witchcraft? Your post is confusing. Who's making them lift their legs like that to expose themselves? The crowd or witchcraft?

Bamburi if I'm not mistaken.

Witchcraft made them return the ride but the owner wanted more; he made them wash the ride with muddy water and detergent,and also made them drink the water....all this while purely naked.

The snake was sent to catch them,it did its job and they came back with it.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2017, 07:27:16 PM »
Lol! If only we could send those snakes to fetch electoral criminals, no one would deliberately mess with elections again. The idea you would be in pics like these shared widely would be the best deterent, wacha jail terms. :D

I am inclined to disbelieve this but those 'poses' by those boys without any sign of guns or machetes or rungus or stones/rocks around give me pause.  :o But they could also be insane.

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2017, 07:30:44 PM »
Lol! If only we could send those snakes to fetch electoral criminals, no one would deliberately mess with elections again. The idea you would be in pics like these shared widely would be the best deterent, wacha jail terms. :D

I am inclined to disbelieve this but those 'poses' by those boys without any sign of guns or machetes or rungus or stones/rocks around give me pause.  :o But they could also be insane.

There are some deadly drugs doing the rounds and I would not rule those out.  Most likely they are on bath salts or some other drug. 
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2017, 11:36:37 PM »
Cops arrested the owner of the vehicle. Said it was a prank. So they drank detergent and bared their all all for a show?
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2017, 11:30:31 AM »
Ati it was a prank? The bit about drinking muddy water is hard to fake
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2017, 11:34:19 AM »
Ati it was a prank? The bit about drinking muddy water is hard to fake

That's why I think some mind altering substance was involved.
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2017, 11:36:34 AM »
I just can't get over their poses in that first picture. If they honestly did that willingly I think they should be promptly delivered to MSA's version of mathare hospital.

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2017, 02:11:37 PM »
this is a marketing ploys by mganga who wants to cash in on the gullible. You can get actors to perform this. Kanyari can do it; the waganga can do it.
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2017, 02:30:55 PM »
this is a marketing ploys by mganga who wants to cash in on the gullible. You can get actors to perform this. Kanyari can do it; the waganga can do it.
:o Which actors are these who would do this? Plus isn't it dangerous to present oneself as a thief in an umati in Kwinya? Thats very dangerous business.....

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2017, 03:10:38 PM »
:o Which actors are these who would do this? Plus isn't it dangerous to present oneself as a thief in an umati in Kwinya? Thats very dangerous business.....

1. "Plus isn't it dangerous to present oneself as a thief in an umati in Kwinya?": That is where the "snake" comes in. Every time the man with the snake moved closer to the crowd there was a stampede.
2. The Mganga had agents there warning people not to touch the car or the "thieves" lest they too get affected
3. Kibwagizo: He announced that anybody who had touched the car or the men must come for "cleansing"
4. His phone number and other contacts were prominently displayed so no TV camera could miss a single digit
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2017, 03:15:25 PM »
:o Which actors are these who would do this? Plus isn't it dangerous to present oneself as a thief in an umati in Kwinya? Thats very dangerous business.....

1. Plus isn't it dangerous to present oneself as a thief in an umati in Kwinya?: That is where the "snake" comes in. Every time the man with the snake moved closer to the crowd there was a stampede.
2. The Mganga had agents there warning people not to touch the car or the "thieves" lest they too get affected
3. Kibwagizo: He announced that anybody who had touched the car or the men must come for "cleansing"
4. Hos phone number and other contacts were prominently displayed so no TV camera could miss a single digit
Dang! You almost admire the cunning involved. Kenyans wana mambo. And those boys clearly don't have even a tinge of self-respect. Afadhali a prostitute doing her business in the privacy of a motel.

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2017, 11:24:15 PM »
The witch has been arrested and charged with keeping a wild animal without a KWS license.

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2017, 11:25:25 PM »
Ati it was a prank? The bit about drinking muddy water is hard to fake

The part where he chased a headless chicken and supposedly calmed it gave it away; a headless chicken 'calms' down after a few precious seconds
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2017, 11:36:04 PM »
vooke

The reason your "Ministry" has not made as much as Kanyari's is because you lack "creativity".

An American went to Britain and found wrestling. He wanted the bouts in US was told there were many rules about it... it was a sport etc.

He went back called it entertainment in fine print and soon we forgot all about British Wrestling. Wrestling was American. The problem is there is no wrestling in it! Has anybody seen any wrestling in WWF or is WWWQ? It's just drama.

I used to think they actually hit each other with metal chairs and pas out.

Vooke, you just saw some very good drama and real magic - in swahili we call it kiini macho. Did they really drink anything? Does Kanyari heal those lame people? Yes, he does! Those with something he calls "faith". Man if you don't have faith, that tumor won't heal. Its a bargain: You avoid going to die in India and saddle your family with debts and just get healed or die (only if you don't have the faith!)

I tell you what vooke, all that in Mombasa was crap. Those are conmen!
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2017, 11:02:43 AM »
... [the ICC case] will be tried in Europe, where due procedure and expertise prevail.; ... Second-guessing Ocampo and fantasizing ..has obviously become a national pastime.- NattyDread

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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2017, 10:26:30 PM »
vooke

The reason your "Ministry" has not made as much as Kanyari's is because you lack "creativity".

An American went to Britain and found wrestling. He wanted the bouts in US was told there were many rules about it... it was a sport etc.

He went back called it entertainment in fine print and soon we forgot all about British Wrestling. Wrestling was American. The problem is there is no wrestling in it! Has anybody seen any wrestling in WWF or is WWWQ? It's just drama.

I used to think they actually hit each other with metal chairs and pas out.

Vooke, you just saw some very good drama and real magic - in swahili we call it kiini macho. Did they really drink anything? Does Kanyari heal those lame people? Yes, he does! Those with something he calls "faith". Man if you don't have faith, that tumor won't heal. Its a bargain: You avoid going to die in India and saddle your family with debts and just get healed or die (only if you don't have the faith!)

I tell you what vooke, all that in Mombasa was crap. Those are conmen!

Ok, I feel stupid
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Re: Uchumi na Uchawi
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2017, 01:33:18 PM »
pole vooke
... [the ICC case] will be tried in Europe, where due procedure and expertise prevail.; ... Second-guessing Ocampo and fantasizing ..has obviously become a national pastime.- NattyDread