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Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« on: November 24, 2014, 06:18:19 PM »
He predicts an earthquake in France with the climax being Eiffel Tower coming down. Claims it was fulfilled in the Japan Fukushima earthquake and the nuclear plant disaster
The Prophecies

The 'Fulfillment'
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 06:19:49 PM »
One could say the same thing for the all prophecies.  God's ways are unique.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 06:22:34 PM »
Examples should fill the entire galaxy. Care to share one?
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:19:49 PM
One could say the same thing for the all prophecies.  God's ways are unique.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 06:24:51 PM »
Quote from: vooke on November 24, 2014, 06:22:34 PM
Examples should fill the entire galaxy. Care to share one?
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:19:49 PM
One could say the same thing for the all prophecies.  God's ways are unique.
Read the Bible.  No youtube though.  We are spared the details.  But going by the mindset of the time, I bet some of those would make Owuor look like a genius.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2014, 06:26:34 PM »
One example please. You have read the bible yourself
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:24:51 PM
Read the Bible.  No youtube though.  We are spared the details.  But going by the mindset of the time, I bet some of those would make Owuor look like a genius.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2014, 06:29:07 PM »
Quote from: vooke on November 24, 2014, 06:26:34 PM
One example please. You have read the bible yourself
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:24:51 PM
Read the Bible.  No youtube though.  We are spared the details.  But going by the mindset of the time, I bet some of those would make Owuor look like a genius.
Pick any prophecy in the Bible.

The only reason Owuor seems ridiculous to you is because you have specific details.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2014, 06:30:30 PM »
Pick your favorite or least favorite
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:29:07 PM
Pick any prophecy in the Bible.

The only reason Owuor seems ridiculous to you is because you have specific details.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2014, 06:36:49 PM »
Quote from: vooke on November 24, 2014, 06:30:30 PM
Pick your favorite or least favorite
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:29:07 PM
Pick any prophecy in the Bible.

The only reason Owuor seems ridiculous to you is because you have specific details.
I have none.

Owuor is funny to you because he has not had enjoyed the benefit of 2,000 years and lack of video/audio to whitewash his prophecies.  In spite of these advantages, any prophecy from the Bible is still fulfilled only with mental acrobatics.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2014, 06:41:16 PM »
You have none. You are a gentleman.
Watch how Eiffel Tower mutates into Japan Nuclear tower
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
I have none.

Owuor is funny to you because he has not had enjoyed the benefit of 2,000 years and lack of video/audio to whitewash his prophecies.  In spite of these advantages, any prophecy from the Bible is still fulfilled only with mental acrobatics.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2014, 06:46:46 PM »
Quote from: vooke on November 24, 2014, 06:41:16 PM
You have none. You are a gentleman.
Watch how Eiffel Tower mutates into Japan Nuclear tower
Quote from: Windy City Assassin on November 24, 2014, 06:36:49 PM
I have none.

Owuor is funny to you because he has not had enjoyed the benefit of 2,000 years and lack of video/audio to whitewash his prophecies.  In spite of these advantages, any prophecy from the Bible is still fulfilled only with mental acrobatics.
I have watched the prophecy.  You just don't understand the prophet's language.  He speaks in parables like any wise prophet.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2014, 07:29:35 PM »
These guys practically "foretell" anything. When it doesn't happen they shamelessly twist the earlier "prophecy" to suit the latest event(s). The so called Astrologers do the same. In school I had a sceptic for a teacher. We embarked on a project to collect all the "prophesies of a one Sheikh Yahya Hussein. That is when we discovered the lies. He could claim that "back in january last year I foresaw...." when we counter checked the said January, there would be nothing!

There is another living in the Grand Regency Hotel. An Indian. The greatest liar there ever was! But his client list reads like the Cabinet of Kenya. A distant cousin was a cleaner in the hotel and gave me some names to surprise you.
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2014, 06:17:46 AM »
Prophecy is a gift of the Spirit but these charlatans exaggerate it and invent prophecies to mesmerize.

Note how in the fulfillment he omitted the words Eiffel

Watch the 'fulfillment'
   
Either God doesn't understand Geography or this buffoon is a charlatan.
Somebody attempted to excuse his epic fail by claiming that the negro saw Tokyo Tower that was modeled after Eiffel. But that never 'moved up' at no time during the earthquake.
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.

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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2014, 06:07:32 PM »
vooke,

So how would you interpret prophecies like the Fall of Babylon in Isaiah 13? Has the fall already happened or is it eschatological?
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Re: Mad Fake jarluo Prophet missed it Again!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2014, 06:18:42 PM »
That is not my forte, will give it some time though. Thank you

But this does not mean that I can't critique and discard junk interpretation
Quote from: bittertruth on November 25, 2014, 06:07:32 PM
vooke,

So how would you interpret prophecies like the Fall of Babylon in Isaiah 13? Has the fall already happened or is it eschatological?
2 Timothy 2:4  No man that warreth entangleth himself with the affairs of this life; that he may please him who hath chosen him to be a soldier.
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