Author Topic: A Mercy Rule Should Be Made Just For The Bears  (Read 5447 times)

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A Mercy Rule Should Be Made Just For The Bears
« on: November 10, 2014, 08:19:59 PM »
That way they can forfeit all their games and end the season with whatever dignity is left.
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GREEN BAY, Wis. -- If Virginia McCaskey sent me a telegram asking for my advice on how to fix the Chicago Bears, this is what I'd write back to her:

Fire everyone you can. Cut the rest. Sell the team.

Sure, that's harsh advice for the proud matriarch of Papa Bear's franchise.

But after another blowout loss for a completely listless squad, it's an idealistic checklist of what the Bears need to do in the next couple of months to right this sinking ship.

Fire coach Marc Trestman and his staff and general manager Phil Emery. Get the new guys to blow up the roster. Convince the McCaskey family to sell the franchise to someone with a couple of billion dollars and a clue.
http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/11851111/chicago-bears-bad-complete-overhaul-question
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