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Forum => Controversial => Topic started by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on August 12, 2015, 03:40:16 AM

Title: Jehovah Wanyonyi Goes Missing
Post by: Kim Jong-Un's Pajama Pants on August 12, 2015, 03:40:16 AM
Wanyonyi, commonly referred to as the living God by adherents, is dead, possibly buried, according some of his sons.
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“On July 18, 2015, two sons of Michael Mwamboyi, alias Jehovah Wanyonyi, of Chemororoch Village came to my office and asked for a burial permit for their father after showing me the mortuary documents from Cherangany Nursing Home, where they said he had succumbed to illness,” said Mr Bett.

A spokesman for the followers was quick to dispel the rumors that he was dead, saying only that the almighty had gone to seek treatment in Kitale.
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a spokesman for the faithful, Mr Eliab Masinde, was quick to dispel rumours that their "god" was dead.

Mr Masinde said Mr Wanyonyi had been taken by his children to seek treatment at an undisclosed place after he suffered health complications.

“All that we know is that our god is alive and nobody should ever claim that he is in dead. He left his home on Friday accompanied by one of his sons and a church member to Kitale to seek treatment but was instead transferred by kinsmen to Nairobi for close supervision while undergoing treatment,” he said.
http://www.nation.co.ke/news/Mystery-of-missing-Jehova-Wanyonyi-deepens/-/1056/2828386/-/4bm39nz/-/index.html